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duga 10-31-2010 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 950560)
I get pretty horny over food. I often associate the mouthwatering tastes of a good meal with sexual intercourse pleasure.

I actually have something embarrassing but mildly entertaining to tell about this. Before I discovered the joys of lotion, I used to use spit to...you know...lubricate. After a while, every time I thought about sex my mouth would water hardcore. It still does if I get really excited. Yay, conditioning!

MoonlitSunshine 10-31-2010 06:46 PM

Pavlov would be proud.

jackhammer 10-31-2010 08:00 PM

I have never worn fancy dress and will never do either.

sidewinder 10-31-2010 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by duga (Post 950610)
I actually have something embarrassing but mildly entertaining to tell about this. Before I discovered the joys of lotion, I used to use spit to...you know...lubricate. After a while, every time I thought about sex my mouth would water hardcore. It still does if I get really excited. Yay, conditioning!

I now know far too much about you. :laughing:

duga 10-31-2010 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sidewinder (Post 950664)
I now know far too much about you. :laughing:

Was I wrong about it being mildly entertaining, though?

sidewinder 11-01-2010 12:15 AM

You're right, quite entertaining. The thought of actually drooling - or even just your mouth watering - when thinking of sex is hilarious.

Janszoon 11-01-2010 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sidewinder (Post 950695)
You're right, quite entertaining. The thought of actually drooling - or even just your mouth watering - when thinking of sex is hilarious.

It would be even more hilarious if he got an erection when thinking of food.

Freebase Dali 11-01-2010 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duga (Post 950610)
I actually have something embarrassing but mildly entertaining to tell about this. Before I discovered the joys of lotion, I used to use spit to...you know...lubricate. After a while, every time I thought about sex my mouth would water hardcore. It still does if I get really excited. Yay, conditioning!

Haha. That's porn.
But I hope you're not talking about masturbation lubrication... because... who needs that?

"I'm gonna penetrate the hell out of this immovable handlebar grip made possible via an opposable thumb!!!! GET SOME!!! *spit* GET SOME, BITCH!!!!!"


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