Awkward social situations

Paedantic Basterd · 10-27-2010, 02:34 PM

I've heard that a lot of women in legal brothels love their jobs.

But seriously, I work at a convenience store.

Insane Guest · 10-27-2010, 02:36 PM

Is this a test to get us to feel awkward?

TheCunningStunt · 10-27-2010, 02:36 PM

A convenience store, how American.

You mean a cornershop?

(We even call it a cornershop, even if it isn't on a corner. I think we as a nation have down's syndrome.)

I once knew a prostitute that had a revolving bed, she could service 6 at a time I think she said. Impressive.

Paedantic Basterd · 10-27-2010, 02:37 PM

6 at a time? Two hands, three holes? That's 5. What am I missing? Did she have really big nostrils?

~~James~~ · 10-27-2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

6 at a time? Two hands, three holes? That's 5. What am I missing? Did she have really big nostrils?

Footjob? Titwank?

Insane Guest · 10-27-2010, 02:38 PM

You forgot feet.

TheCunningStunt · 10-27-2010, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pedestrian

6 at a time? Two hands, three holes? That's 5. What am I missing? Did she have really big nostrils?

I'm sure she said 6. She may have just been bragging though.

Though you did0 forget ears and feet.

Paedantic Basterd · 10-27-2010, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

Footjob? Titwank?

All at once? That's legitimately impressive. I can't even drink and walk at the same time.

downwardspiral · 10-27-2010, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

A convenience store, how American.

You mean a cornershop?

(We even call it a cornershop, even if it isn't on a corner. I think we as a nation have down's syndrome.)

Maybe the Mancunian nation. No one I know calls it a corner shop unless it's on a corner.

~~James~~ · 10-27-2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by downwardspiral

Maybe the Mancunian nation. No one I know calls it a corner shop unless it's on a corner.

I call them all cornershop. Some bigoted associates call it something else beginning with p too.

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Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	6 at a time? Two hands, three holes? That's 5. What am I missing? Did she have really big nostrils?

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Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	You forgot feet.