I've heard that a lot of women in legal brothels love their jobs.

But seriously, I work at a convenience store.

Is this a test to get us to feel awkward?

A convenience store, how American.

You mean a cornershop?

(We even call it a cornershop, even if it isn't on a corner. I think we as a nation have down's syndrome.)

I once knew a prostitute that had a revolving bed, she could service 6 at a time I think she said. Impressive.

6 at a time? Two hands, three holes? That's 5. What am I missing? Did she have really big nostrils?

Footjob? Titwank?

You forgot feet.

I'm sure she said 6. She may have just been bragging though.

Though you did0 forget ears and feet.

All at once? That's legitimately impressive. I can't even drink and walk at the same time.

Maybe the Mancunian nation. No one I know calls it a corner shop unless it's on a corner.

I call them all cornershop. Some bigoted associates call it something else beginning with p too.