Awkward social situations

storymilo · 10-26-2010, 10:02 PM

NEVER BEEN CAUGHT BITCHES. But Oh god. I can't even imagine. It must be horrible. Especially if you're watching porn.

DoctorSoft · 10-26-2010, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paloma

None taken, I've been masturbating since the age of five.

****, when I was five I was slaying dragons and eating noodles. I didn't start until I was almost 14, and it felt like I was commiting murder. Then I realized all my friends had been doing it for 2+ years already, and it wasn't a big deal.

Anyways,

I think the worst is when someone starts crying in class. Everyone just kind of stops talking and trys to watch the person crying without them knowing. It'd probably worse to be them but still very awkward.

Paedantic Basterd · 10-26-2010, 10:17 PM

I don't think being caught watching porn is that big a deal, 'specially for boys. Every parent knows their son watches porn, and they know where you keep it too.

Alfred · 10-26-2010, 10:20 PM

i think people should just not be idiots and lock their door

Paedantic Basterd · 10-26-2010, 10:21 PM

A locked door is honestly probably more incentive for a parent to snoop around a kid's room.

Alfred · 10-26-2010, 10:28 PM

just tell 'em you're not decent

Dr.Seussicide · 10-26-2010, 10:39 PM

This always happens to me:

*Teacher walks into class*

*My back is facing him, so I have no idea*

*I'm talking to my friends*

*Class goes quiet for 10 seconds*

*In those 10seconds I happen to be saying: "What the FUCK dude?!"*

Only at that point I know the bastard's in the class watching me. I apologize and feel like an ass.

CanwllCorfe · 10-26-2010, 10:47 PM

Hey man! Haven't seen you in awhile! What have you been up to?

Pretty good.

What was the name of that one movie we saw a couple of days ago.. (not a word understood)

Hahaaa... yeah.

Oh and these are also familiar

Not awkward, but I can relate.

ThePhanastasio · 10-26-2010, 10:50 PM

My mom definitely walked in on me masturbating when I was 9 or 10. I had the blanket up, so I thought she hadn't noticed, and she told me to clean my room, so I thought I was in the clear.

Then she told me to get my hand out of my panties, because that was a dirty thing to do. I was traumatized.

A few months later, she walked in on me making my Barbies have sex, which was strangely even more awkward.

Alfred · 10-26-2010, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

This always happens to me:

*Teacher walks into class*

*My back is facing him, so I have no idea*

*I'm talking to my friends*

*Class goes quiet for 10 seconds*

*In those 10seconds I happen to be saying: "What the FUCK dude?!"*

Only at that point I know the bastard's in the class watching me. I apologize and feel like an ass.

hahaha this shit happens to my friend so much... always entertaining

10-26-2010, 10:20 PM	#54 (permalink)
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10-26-2010, 10:28 PM	#56 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	just tell 'em you're not decent __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

10-26-2010, 10:39 PM	#57 (permalink)
Dr.Seussicide FakingSuicideForApplause Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: I live in a van down by the river Posts: 1,365	This always happens to me: Teacher walks into class My back is facing him, so I have no idea I'm talking to my friends Class goes quiet for 10 seconds In those 10seconds I happen to be saying: "What the FUCK* dude?!"* Only at that point I know the bastard's in the class watching me. I apologize and feel like an ass. __________________ I'll stay if I ever could, and pick up your pieces babe, because there's never a perfect day. Don't fret, baby, we're simply growing And my darling, I wouldn't mind to die like this.

10-26-2010, 10:47 PM	#58 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	Hey man! Haven't seen you in awhile! What have you been up to? Pretty good. What was the name of that one movie we saw a couple of days ago.. (not a word understood) Hahaaa... yeah. Oh and these are also familiar Not awkward, but I can relate. __________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

10-26-2010, 10:02 PM	#51 (permalink)
storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	NEVER BEEN CAUGHT BITCHES. But Oh god. I can't even imagine. It must be horrible. Especially if you're watching porn.

10-26-2010, 10:17 PM	#53 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	I don't think being caught watching porn is that big a deal, 'specially for boys. Every parent knows their son watches porn, and they know where you keep it too.

10-26-2010, 10:21 PM	#55 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	A locked door is honestly probably more incentive for a parent to snoop around a kid's room.

10-26-2010, 10:50 PM	#59 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	My mom definitely walked in on me masturbating when I was 9 or 10. I had the blanket up, so I thought she hadn't noticed, and she told me to clean my room, so I thought I was in the clear. Then she told me to get my hand out of my panties, because that was a dirty thing to do. I was traumatized. A few months later, she walked in on me making my Barbies have sex, which was strangely even more awkward.