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01-28-2011, 04:02 PM | #281 (permalink) | |
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01-29-2011, 01:50 AM | #282 (permalink) |
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Not that good of one but it happened today.
There was a girl who lived on my residence floor last year named Aileen that I hadn't seen until today (or so I thought). I was walking to one of my classes when I saw a girl that looked exactly like her walking towards me. Aileen was really bubbly so I was just waiting for her to greet me. She didn't so when she was pretty close I shouted out "Aileen!" It came out in a weird raspy kind of voice and I had this massive grin on myface (which I'm sure wasn't creepy looking). She did a weird kind of half-smile, and then just kept walking. It wasn't a situation where you could explain yourself because we were both walking separate ways and I only greeted her when she was really close. So now (if she remembers) I'll always be that guy that shouted that weird word out to her in a weird raspy voice with a creepy grin on my face. |
01-29-2011, 02:23 AM | #283 (permalink) | ||
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it's almost as bad as when you see someone waving and you think they are waving at you but it's really for someone behind you but you wave at them anyways because you didn't notice the person behind you.
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02-02-2011, 02:00 PM | #284 (permalink) |
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So last year during the last game of the NBA finals. Me and a friend were at a bar catching the last few minutes of the game. Shortly after it was over I went outside for a smoke, and returned to find him setting at a boothe with a chick he had been talking to. Directly across from him, and her as they were setting side by side was a dude. He was a waiter and he was engaging in conversation with them. Me being pretty much intoxicated sat down without taking notion of the very feminish mannerisms of this guy. After a couple minutes though I noticed the all to trendy bend of the wrist in a very awkward fashion. Then the classic neck twist and thumb snap to put his exclamation on a point he was so desperatley trying to make. At that time I glanced at my friend who obviously already knew by the smirk on his face. Immediatley turned my attention back to the aquantance who was gracing us with his presence. Only to find a creepy grin on his face and spacey kind of stare. In all my drunken stupor the first thing that pops into my head was to ask if he was homosexual...but in a not so nice way..more along the derrogatory slang type way. Not that I really have a problem with it if thats his preference. It just really caught me offguard and I was pretty lit. He had no shame in admitting he liked to putt from the ruff and didnt detere from his forwarding stare. Which even weirded me out more so I jumped up and exited the bar as quickly as possible and did not return. My friend came outside to the truck laughing uncontrolably at my despair. One of the weirdest moments I can recall.
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02-03-2011, 05:46 PM | #285 (permalink) |
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Running into an ex girlfriend with your new girlfriend who happens to be her best friend.
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02-03-2011, 05:59 PM | #286 (permalink) |
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THREESOME!
(You're back again?)
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02-03-2011, 08:32 PM | #287 (permalink) |
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Probably been said but anytime you run into an ex girlfriend/boyfriend sucks. Never a fun moment in that.
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02-03-2011, 08:45 PM | #288 (permalink) |
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Nah, I don't mind running into either of my exes .
I even helped my ex move out here with my other ex. Not kidding.
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02-03-2011, 08:47 PM | #289 (permalink) |
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Well sk, not everyone still cuddles with their ex, I'd find it awkward running into my ex. I actually did over Christmas break at a hometown bar. We didn't say a word to each other, then i saw her the next night at the same place and we broke the ice with an awkward 5 minute convo before i left
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02-03-2011, 09:21 PM | #290 (permalink) |
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I hate talking to exes. Even if I still think they're good people and we parted on good terms, I still find it uncomfortable talking to them. I mean, what do I talk about? "Hey, we used to f*ck all the time? Remember that? Good times."
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