Awkward social situations

Dr_Rez · 01-22-2011, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Today I was buying a drink at a convenience store by my work. I go there all the time so the guy behind the counter knows me. Anyway, when I pulled a five dollar bill out of my wallet to pay I noticed the words "FUCK YOU" written in big letters across Abe Lincoln's face. I was kind of hoping the guy I was handing it to wouldn't notice, but he did and he made a weird face like he wasn't sure if I was mocking him in some way and... well... it was awkward.

Haha, Iv had some pretty grotesque drawings on my bills. Try handing someone a note when theres a giant **** drawn across Franklins head. Who the **** draws cocks on a 100 dollar bill?

zachsd · 01-23-2011, 12:48 AM

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Who the **** draws ****s on a 100 dollar bill?

Yeah, man, people handling hundred dollar bills should have class, jesus christ. Where the **** is the world going...

djchameleon · 01-23-2011, 04:45 AM

Rofl you didn't just say that did you?

khfreek · 01-23-2011, 06:00 PM

clearly he was joking

djchameleon · 01-23-2011, 09:59 PM

and clearly I was laughing at it with the "rofl"

Dr_Rez · 01-23-2011, 10:15 PM

Not sure who thats referring to but I have had a large dork on my Franklin. No lies there.

ThePhanastasio · 01-23-2011, 10:26 PM

Most awkward thing that happened to me recently involved money. I was about half an hour or forty five minutes away from home, and realized I didn't put my billfold in my purse...so I had no drivers license on me, and no debit card. I had a five in my pocket, but my gas tank was almost on empty, so $5 wasn't going to get me home - I had to scrounge through my car for change, and wound up getting $9 in gas (barely making it home) just so I could get my ID and head back into town.

Paying $9 with a five, a few quarters, a few dimes, and a bunch of nickels is incredibly humiliating. I hated the way the cashier lady was staring me down, but I really had no choice.

So - having to pay for something with a lot of change = awkward.

Dr_Rez · 01-23-2011, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

Most awkward thing that happened to me recently involved money. I was about half an hour or forty five minutes away from home, and realized I didn't put my billfold in my purse...so I had no drivers license on me, and no debit card. I had a five in my pocket, but my gas tank was almost on empty, so $5 wasn't going to get me home - I had to scrounge through my car for change, and wound up getting $9 in gas (barely making it home) just so I could get my ID and head back into town.

Paying $9 with a five, a few quarters, a few dimes, and a bunch of nickels is incredibly humiliating. I hated the way the cashier lady was staring me down, but I really had no choice.

So - having to pay for something with a lot of change = awkward.

**** that woman, money is money. You paid regardless of how it was done. Not like she has any worse day because you paid like that.

~~Dirty~~ · 01-23-2011, 10:42 PM

Taking a dump in a stall and hearing the guy beside you grunt and moan while he's plopping out a brown trout.

Also when you take a dump at someone elses house... and either the size or force of the mud log causes it to smear on the toilet underneath the water. Then you have to contemplate whether you should flush several times to try and remove it, or just let it there.

**Janszoon** · 01-23-2011, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty

Also when you take a dump at someone elses house... and either the size or force of the mud log causes it to smear on the toilet underneath the water. Then you have to contemplate whether you should flush several times to try and remove it, or just let it there.

That's bad, but clogging their toilet is worse.

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~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	Taking a dump in a stall and hearing the guy beside you grunt and moan while he's plopping out a brown trout. Also when you take a dump at someone elses house... and either the size or force of the mud log causes it to smear on the toilet underneath the water. Then you have to contemplate whether you should flush several times to try and remove it, or just let it there.