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I was showing my brother pictures from my holidays, and he was just enjoying them, and his kids came to see what he was looking at. He started looking through a series of photos of a Barbie my friend has, that came with this huge house set.. we built a dollhouse for a friend's kid, but in the set there was what looked like a vibrator. It didn't belong. So us being.. us, we set up the Barbie on her little bed and taped the "vibrator" to her hand. I found the pictures to be utterly hilarious.. though not so many lulz when my niece and nephew were so curious to know what Barbie was doing. My brother just said, in his wise fatherly voice, "Oh Barbie's just being bad." He proceeded to shut off the camera and hand it to me. Then I had to explain the photos to my mom, my brother, and his wife. I could have died, it was so awkward. Luckily everyone was able to laugh it off, if not just laugh at me haha

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/...e/DSCF1933.jpg not sure if I want to actually post one of the photos.. click at your own discretion I guess

Dirty

haha thats funny.

I just feel really nervous and awkward when there's a girl around me that I can tell is into me, but I'm not into her. There's this girl at school who I see a lot cause she is friends with a kid I live with. She's got a nice body, hideous face though, and she is just really awkward and has this stare when she talks that just locks you in (in a bad way). She hasn't even touched a dick in her life, that's how ugly/awkward (combo) she is. But I can tell she's kinda into me and i get so nervous talking to her. I don't know why, I guess I just never want to seem like too much of an asshole or have too much of a 'I'm better than you' attitude about me. But i saw her on campus today and we had small talk and it was just incredibly awkward. I actually feel more weird around girls that like me than I do around girls that I like/think are extremely hott.

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it is YOU that lives so damn far away, Ma cherie.


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Yesterday, I was at the library and talking to an old friend of mines about what he was doing in his life but we were in the check out line. And after he got his dvds checked out he just left me hanging mid conversation. That was so messed up and awkward. A dick move on his part big time.

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El oh el

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rocksann

CLASSY! Well, we've all seen what ken has in his shorts, no wonder barbie needed some "me time"

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So, barbie is left handed then?

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TockTockTock

Lol... people are messed up. And yup... she's a lefty alright.

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Today I was buying a drink at a convenience store by my work. I go there all the time so the guy behind the counter knows me. Anyway, when I pulled a five dollar bill out of my wallet to pay I noticed the words "FUCK YOU" written in big letters across Abe Lincoln's face. I was kind of hoping the guy I was handing it to wouldn't notice, but he did and he made a weird face like he wasn't sure if I was mocking him in some way and... well... it was awkward.

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