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Know what's awkward?

Ok, so my brother has a girlfriend and they've been seeing each other for like 3 years. And they're both super mature and yada yada yada, I definetly see them getting married. She is always around and pretty much part of the family... and one time, a long time ago, I can't remember if we were drinking or what, but my brother mentioned to me that she kinda had a slight foot fetish. i can't recall when he told me or exactly what he said, but i just know that she's got a little thing for feet.

So when I'm home for college breaks or I visit him at his college, she is always around. And they'll be sitting on the couch and I have noticed quite a few times when she'll like put her feet in his face or they'll be touching each others feet or something. Like everytime... Or they'll just be joking around and she'll kinda push his face with her feet. And there's always a lot of other people around and I just feel weird knowing that she has a foot fetish or whatever. Cause nobody else knows and I am like 100% sure my brother forgot he ever mentioned it to me. I don't know why but it feels weird for me to know that.

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I've never said anything. It's just weird cause he forgets he told me. And they always do it, like all the time. It's subtle enough where you wouldn't think anything of it, but since I have this little secret I always pick up on it.

Another thing thats awkward, again with my brother and his girlfriend. I hate when it's just us 3 (she'll come over and we'll be hangin out in the living room watchin a movie or something) and I leave the room for a piss or some food or something. Then I'm always nervous and paranoid that when I walk back in the room that I'm gonna catch them touchin each other or doin something. A lot of it is just paranoia I think cause me and my ex were alwya doin stuff like that and always trying to do sexual stuff with other people in the room... but last night I was in my brothers room playing a video game while him and his girl were watching a movie in the living room. I came out of his room rather swiftly and walked to my kitchen where I have a view of the living room and i saw her kinda jump (living room is like 30 feet away). So I went in the room after a minute to ask a question and he was laying on his side, facing away from the TV which made no sense. And she was sitting in a weird position... I dunno, pretty sure she was giving him a handjob or something judging by their positioning. DAMNIT i hate walking in on people, then i feel like an *******.

Your brothers kind of a dick. He should at least go somewhere your not.

Not sure if anyones mentioned this yet so I will. I always hate when your at a party or get together with your friends. There are always the unspoken rules of guy code about something that we did. The wives or girlfriends are probally in the dark about it. Not that its really terrible just for sake of avoiding arguement everyone knows to stay quiet about it. Example "trip to the topless bar or something". Anyway once everyones 3 sheets to the wind and all standing in a semi circle or something to that effect. One of your drunken buddys spills the beans in his state of idiocracy. Mind you there are always the inside jokes as a way of talking about it in front of the ladies, but he totally go's for the obvious. Sadly it was unintentional..or so we think. Being funny and awkward at the same time.

Well it's not like I can really say much... I was in his room playin video games :p:

If he's forgotten, when you're in their company you should just casually state how people with foot fetishes are deplorable human beings.

Then that WOULD be awkward, the best kind of awkward.

when you get caught pulling out a wedgie, classy :).

Anyone ever sneeze so hard that it made you fart? Well I did at work the other day.