Dirty

Put up a please flush sign.

I've forgot before and it kinda is irritating to have someone tell you to 'please flush' in person... Cause it's like obviously it was an accident, I didn't purposely not do it to piss someone off. it's not the biggest deal ever, just pull the lever on the side. It's not like you have to step in it or taste it or anything

Insane Guest

But theres something about looking at someone elses turd when I first walk in. It's not that big of a deal, but is it really accidental if it becomes a habit. It's only 5 seconds of your time. It's a slap to the face to the next person, flush my turd.

Janszoon

Damn, I wish I had known that sooner.

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someonecompletelyrandom

As a male saying it to a female friend it's also awkward sometimes. I'm pretty jokey with both my male and female friends and sometimes I forget that some girls take pal-ing around as flirting.

FETCHER.

@conan, yeah I know what you mean. I'm quite grateful that I have more male friends than female and mostly can joke around like my guy mates do, not in a manly way or anything, can just join in. Yesterday a boy im good friends with said love you as he was leaving my car, and i just kinda froze n said "you too". I know he didnt mean it that way at all, i just dont like saying it to anyone other than family and a few friends unless its in the context above .

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s_k

Very awkward. Hasn't happened to me so far. I usually ask when I'm in doubt. So far turned out fine.

I once ran towards a girl from a pretty great distance.
I'd known her for over 7 years via the Internet and met her at a music festival. I couldn't stop myself but the moment I started to run I thought 'what am I doing?'. Wel she started running too at the same moment and we hugged eachother, of course. I told her about the running that just kind of happened to me and she told me the exact same thing happened to her at that very moment. Sweet

Euh, all my female friends tell me they love me now and then. And the other way around, of course.
If this gets you in an awkward situation you probably should talk about your relation with the girl a bit more. Might help .

Please keep saying it girls, at least to me

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zachsd

I had a brief text conversation the other day with a girl I know that ended up being pretty awkward:

Her: What's Up?
Me: My dick. What about you?

She never texted me back. Girls really cant take jokes I guess. I thought it was really clever too.

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TheCunningStunt

She probably inserted her phone into her vagina and it must've got lost or something.

It's the only explanation.

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zachsd

Ok cool, glad that's been sorted out. Hm, that must mean a lot of girls are walking around with cell phones in their vaginas....interesting. I guess that's my signature, marking my territory if you will.

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MoonlitSunshine

you should try ringing her, she might have her phone on vibrate.

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