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10-26-2010, 12:35 PM
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The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
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Bitching about someone as they enter the room.
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 Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave. |
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10-26-2010, 12:38 PM
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love will tear you apart
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, UK.
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And I raise you the waiting for the change in the shop even though you've paid the exact money. And don't even get me started on the having a piss in the urinals. So uncomfortable. I try and go for the cubical, but if there's someone already in there then nothing says "I have a small willy" like a que for the cubical so you're forced to stand next to another man while you have a wee. 
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10-26-2010, 12:41 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Scotland
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What about the classic dodge somebody in a doorway and then they also dodge then everytime you move they move and it goes on for like 30 seconds. |
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10-26-2010, 12:36 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Scotland
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Ever waiting for a phone call then it finally comes and the person is a call centre and you assume it's just the person messing around and say something like "Alright ****face, you aren't funny". Then it actually is a real call centre :|
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10-26-2010, 12:37 PM
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Atchin' Akai
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Unamerica
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Everytime my mother in law kisses me on the cheek in public.
If we meet in the street she'll kiss me on the cheek as a greeting and again when we part. Usually when I'm with a friend. I literally have to fight the instinctive urge not to head butt her as she leans in. Instead I have to smile through gritted teeth. Very Awkward! |
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10-26-2010, 12:44 PM
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love will tear you apart
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, UK.
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That's just a pain in the arse, I find myself wanting to rugby tackle them.
Cunts. Get out my way. I don't find it particularly awkward. The awkwardness when a woman doesnt choose the iron in a game of monopoly however... Lulz. |
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10-26-2010, 12:52 PM
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love will tear you apart
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, UK.
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I dunno what's worse - THAT, or what happened to me the other day.
Massive business meeting, I was at the door meeting and greeting and mingling as you do - and I was shaking everyone's hands as they entered etc. So, this girl turns up and I had met her once before and got on reasonably well - but I decided to go for the professional hand shake She however, she went in for the kiss on the cheek. And then I made some weird noise like "uh-ot-oh" as I repositioned for the kiss on the cheek. So awkward. |
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10-26-2010, 12:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Scotland
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Somebody on Facebook liked something that said: "The awkwardness when Osama Bin Laden asks for the time and it's 9:11" I was Rofl. |
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10-26-2010, 12:57 PM
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love will tear you apart
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, UK.
Posts: 5,107
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I'd rather tell Osama Bin Laden the time than when it's my birthday and someone says "happy birthday!" and you say "thanks, you too"
Or when you get a take away delivered and the guy delivering it says "enjoy your meal." and you say "cheers, you too" So cringeworthy. |
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