Awkward social situations

**Janszoon** · 10-31-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

I have regaled this tale before but on my best friends wedding night, his wife turned around and said that I could talk her into bed anyday.

Just as well I have known her for a few years and him around 25 years.

I didn't know whether to ask for a 3some or act even more drunk than usual. I chose the latter.

Definitely the wise course of action.

~~Dirty~~ · 11-01-2010, 07:25 PM

-See an old friend
-Make small talk, ask how their mom or dad is doing
-"They died last year actually"

Awkward.

GuitarBizarre · 11-01-2010, 07:53 PM

Was having a conversation with someone about people who seem unlikely to be into bondage, but who ARE. (this includes a friend of mine)

She replies "Ah, its always the quiet ones"

Now, I dunno about anyone else, but I've only ever heard that phrase used to describe unlikely killers, people who snap, etc.

Me: Haha whats that supposed to mean? You think he's gonna stab me or something?
Her: No no of course not!
Me: Fair enough, its just I've only heard that phrase used to describe serial killers, not fetishists
Her: Well I've only heard it used for fetishists, because I don't think about serial killers.

So now she thinks I'm weird and think about serial killers or something. I didn't push to explain because I'd just dig myself a hole.

CanwllCorfe · 11-01-2010, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty

-See an old friend
-Make small talk, ask how their mom or dad is doing
-"They died last year actually"

Awkward.

Something like that happened with me actually! I walked into my Woodshop class, and was about to get back to work. I said "yup! I'm back. I wanted to stay longer, but oh well." My teacher said "yeah, I know what you mean. It's hard to come back". Stuff like that. So I go back to grab my project to find that someone had used it almost like a paper towel to wipe the excess urethane off their brush. I told him and he said "oh man. That's probably my fault. I must have put it with the unclaimed projects." I was fine with it, and didn't want him to feel bad. It got pretty awkward so he changed the subject and asked how Florida was. "Yeah it was nice, but my grandma ended up dying. Septic shock. It was really unexpected". That didn't help any.

FETCHER. · 11-02-2010, 04:51 AM

I remember I was best friends with a girl who had lost her mother. And here we say "yer maw" as in your mum. Yeah those jokes got really big when we were friends.

Friend: what you doing tonight?
Me: yerrrr maaawwww!!!
Me: aw **** I'm sorry

~~Dirty~~ · 11-15-2010, 10:41 PM

Happened just the other night.

Visited my brother at his college. An ex of mine goes to the same college... I went out to eat with my brother and his girlfriend at Applebees. I went to the bathroom and saw a guy who I thought looked like her dad. Sure enough, I walk out and go to my seat and her and her family are sitting at the table behind us. And where I am sitting, and where she is sitting, we are directly facing each other. The chances of this happening is a billion to one. Wasn't THAT awkward cause we only dated a few months, but her dad made a little small talk which was uncomfortable and everytime I looked up from my plate I was basically staring right at her. Just weird.

Another one... I hate taking a dump in the computer lab bathroom. Cause it's quiet with everyone working and there's no vent in the bathroom to muffle the sound. So everyone in the whole room can hear you ****ting.

**Janszoon** · 11-15-2010, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty

Another one... I hate taking a dump in the computer lab bathroom. Cause it's quiet with everyone working and there's no vent in the bathroom to muffle the sound. So everyone in the whole room can hear you ****ting.

I used to work in an office that was exactly like that.

homesick.alien · 11-18-2010, 02:21 AM

I was sitting with my best friend's friends who don't really like me (feelings reciprocated), then the topic turned to parties, and then one of them goes, "So we're all meeting at Cindy's on Saturday right?". They all said yes, except me.

Awkward. I didn't really care, but awkward.

Astronomer · 11-18-2010, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Calling a teacher mum[/COLOR]

I never thought this happened often until I became a teacher; I get called mum a lot. And once I even got called "nanny." Kinda cute, kinda awkward.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 11-23-2010, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

I never thought this happened often until I became a teacher; I get called mum a lot. And once I even got called "nanny." Kinda cute, kinda awkward.

You're a teacher? I didn't know that! Wow being called mum would be awkward.

11-18-2010, 02:21 AM	#148 (permalink)
homesick.alien awkward moose Join Date: May 2010 Location: I ride kangaroos to school Posts: 133	I was sitting with my best friend's friends who don't really like me (feelings reciprocated), then the topic turned to parties, and then one of them goes, "So we're all meeting at Cindy's on Saturday right?". They all said yes, except me. Awkward. I didn't really care, but awkward. __________________ ..Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.. "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names"- J.F. Kennedy

11-01-2010, 07:25 PM	#142 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	-See an old friend -Make small talk, ask how their mom or dad is doing -"They died last year actually" Awkward.

11-15-2010, 10:41 PM	#146 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	Happened just the other night. Visited my brother at his college. An ex of mine goes to the same college... I went out to eat with my brother and his girlfriend at Applebees. I went to the bathroom and saw a guy who I thought looked like her dad. Sure enough, I walk out and go to my seat and her and her family are sitting at the table behind us. And where I am sitting, and where she is sitting, we are directly facing each other. The chances of this happening is a billion to one. Wasn't THAT awkward cause we only dated a few months, but her dad made a little small talk which was uncomfortable and everytime I looked up from my plate I was basically staring right at her. Just weird. Another one... I hate taking a dump in the computer lab bathroom. Cause it's quiet with everyone working and there's no vent in the bathroom to muffle the sound. So everyone in the whole room can hear you ****ting.