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Old 10-26-2010, 02:23 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Every guy should have "The Family Plan" on their bucket list. It will excite you in ways you never thought possible.

The Family Plan can be achieved by entering a long-term relationship with a female, after which you enter a one-time sexual encounter with either the ex's Mother, Sister, Grandmother, or possibly daughter (age limits apply).

I've found the Daughter-Mother is the most elite, and is not only the most challenging scenario, but also the most sexually fullfilling.

Good luck men, and happy hunting.
I'm not exactly sure if I would attempt this, but I have thought about it. My ex's mom is quite the milf, so yeah it entered my head. I've also met one other guy that successfully pulled this off.

I am curious, though - how do you even get started with this? If I ever came onto my ex's mom, I'm sure she would smack me.
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Old 10-26-2010, 02:32 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Every guy should have "The Family Plan" on their bucket list. It will excite you in ways you never thought possible.

The Family Plan can be achieved by entering a long-term relationship with a female, after which you enter a one-time sexual encounter with either the ex's Mother, Sister, Grandmother, or possibly daughter (age limits apply).

I've found the Daughter-Mother is the most elite, and is not only the most challenging scenario, but also the most sexually fullfilling.

Good luck men, and happy hunting.
pshh, age limits.

I wouldn't wanna do the Mom-thing... A sister though... Now we're talkin
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Old 10-26-2010, 04:20 PM   #103 (permalink)
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I'm not exactly sure if I would attempt this, but I have thought about it. My ex's mom is quite the milf, so yeah it entered my head. I've also met one other guy that successfully pulled this off.

I am curious, though - how do you even get started with this? If I ever came onto my ex's mom, I'm sure she would smack me.
I never really thought about it until after it happened honestly. I just happened to be at a bar a month or so after we broke up and her mom was there, offered me a ride home and next thing you know.... I'm doing her on the bathroom floor back at her place. It was pretty epic stuff. Carpeted bathrooms FTW.
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:12 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Actually, a carpeted bathroom sounds like a bad idea. Small particles of excrement and water mist out of a toilet when flushed, and can you imagine the mildew?
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:32 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Actually, a carpeted bathroom sounds like a bad idea. Small particles of excrement and water mist out of a toilet when flushed, and can you imagine the mildew?
I can, I've only ever really seen it in larger bathrooms though. It does pose some serious issues though, but it's much better for intercourse than tile or wood floors.
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:34 PM   #106 (permalink)
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That's... horrible.
I mean not for you, but I mean that they have that kind of relationship where she feels she can just do **** like that.
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That's... horrible.
I mean not for you, but I mean that they have that kind of relationship where she feels she can just do **** like that.
Wait, what?
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:56 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Wait, what?
What she did to her daughter.


Am I reading wrong?
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Old 10-27-2010, 01:21 AM   #109 (permalink)
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No, you read right. Mom's a tramp.
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