I'll Never Understand People..

right-track · 10-05-2010, 12:58 PM

Triple post, but what the fuck.
I too was once guilty of being a dirty bastard.
It was during my backpacking days and following a night out on whiskey. I somehow managed to return to the hostel where I had a room barely big enough to contain a bed.
On waking up in the morning with a gargantuan hangover, I discovered I'd vomited, profusely, all over the remaining floor space.
Being to ill to clean the mess up without adding to it, I made my escape by jumping off the bed and out through the open door.

There is no moral to this story. Only a plea.
Don't judge people too harshly. We've all been there and if you haven't...you will be.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-05-2010, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey_j

I work at a swiss chalet and I walk into the bathroom for a typical mop up and I notice some nasty f*cker just sprayed diarrhea all over the floor.

Not exactly a great advert for the food there.

I think if I ever find myself in Canada i'll find somewhere else to eat.

mr dave · 10-05-2010, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Not exactly a great advert for the food there.

I think if I ever find myself in Canada i'll find somewhere else to eat.

yeah, you go to St. Hubert if you want chicken.

DoctorSoft · 10-05-2010, 07:16 PM

At my school we have two stalls for the boys and two urinals. At one point last year we only had one working urinal and no working toilets. One kid had shoved a ruler down the toilet, which plugged it. As for the other one, like ten different kids had **** all over the stall. We're talking on the floor, on the seat, on the top of toilet and in toilet paper holer. For the urinal, some kid took a **** in it and dumped graham crackers all over his ****.

I hate my school.

Paedantic Basterd · 10-05-2010, 07:18 PM

God, they could at least have used the girl's room.

**Janszoon** · 10-05-2010, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by theuglyorgan

At my school we have two stalls for the boys and two urinals. At one point last year we only had one working urinal and no working toilets. One kid had shoved a ruler down the toilet, which plugged it. As for the other one, like ten different kids had **** all over the stall. We're talking on the floor, on the seat, on the top of toilet and in toilet paper holer. For the urinal, some kid took a **** in it and dumped graham crackers all over his ****.

I hate my school.

Honestly, the people at my office aren't much better than that, and they are supposedly adults.

bogey_j · 10-05-2010, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by theuglyorgan

At my school we have two stalls for the boys and two urinals. At one point last year we only had one working urinal and no working toilets. One kid had shoved a ruler down the toilet, which plugged it. As for the other one, like ten different kids had **** all over the stall. We're talking on the floor, on the seat, on the top of toilet and in toilet paper holer. For the urinal, some kid took a **** in it and dumped graham crackers all over his ****.

I hate my school.

lol ****ing savages

Freebase Dali · 10-05-2010, 09:22 PM

The rules, according to men's public restrooms:

Poo shall be in, on or around toilet, in greatly varying amounts and patterns, at any given point and place in time. If poo is in toilet only, toilet shall be clogged with more toilet paper than is reasonable by any standard.
Urine shall be on floor. If no urine is present on floor, adequate urine coverage must be present on toilet seat, which shall remain down at all times.
There must be a hole dug via pocket-knife through the stall wall near the toilet paper dispenser. Visibility into the next stall shall be negligible. Bits of toilet paper stuffed into this hole is acceptable.
There shall be, at all times, several penis drawings on stall walls. These penises must be drawn with very little artistic ability, and can also be represented on a stick man. Erect.
There shall be a number written on the stall walls that patrons can use to call for a good time. Meeting place shall be "this stall" at 2:00.
If adequate room is available, please write in pen one or all of the variations of "Here I sit".
Racist comments shall adorn stall walls, crossed out.
Do not wash hands, because there isn't any soap.

Please follow these rules. This is a public restroom, and we should all work together to keep it that way.

**Janszoon** · 10-05-2010, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

The rules, according to men's public restrooms:

Poo shall be in, on or around toilet, in greatly varying amounts and patterns, at any given point and place in time. If poo is in toilet only, toilet shall be clogged with more toilet paper than is reasonable by any standard.
Urine shall be on floor. If no urine is present on floor, adequate urine coverage must be present on toilet seat, which shall remain down at all times.
There must be a hole dug via pocket-knife through the stall wall near the toilet paper dispenser. Visibility into the next stall shall be negligible. Bits of toilet paper stuffed into this hole is acceptable.
There shall be, at all times, several penis drawings on stall walls. These penises must be drawn with very little artistic ability, and can also be represented on a stick man. Erect.
There shall be a number written on the stall walls that patrons can use to call for a good time. Meeting place shall be "this stall" at 2:00.
If adequate room is available, please write in pen one or all of the variations of "Here I sit".
Racist comments shall adorn stall walls, crossed out.
Do not wash hands, because there isn't any soap.

Please follow these rules. This is a public restroom, and we should all work together to keep it that way.

Fairly accurate, though for many of my local bars I'd add:

Stalls shall be missing doors, or alternately, missing every single piece of hardware that defines them as "stalls" except for a few screws in the walls.
Any toilet not clogged with toilet paper and/or feces shall be missing a seat.
Stickers for no fewer than twenty local bands shall be plastered on the walls.
The door shall remain propped open at all time to maintain an absolute minimum level of privacy.

Freebase Dali · 10-05-2010, 09:55 PM

Haha... that too.
Bar bathrooms do have their own charms. In particular, the piss trough filled with ice.

wut 4.

10-05-2010, 09:22 PM	#18 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	The rules, according to men's public restrooms: Poo shall be in, on or around toilet, in greatly varying amounts and patterns, at any given point and place in time. If poo is in toilet only, toilet shall be clogged with more toilet paper than is reasonable by any standard. Urine shall be on floor. If no urine is present on floor, adequate urine coverage must be present on toilet seat, which shall remain down at all times. There must be a hole dug via pocket-knife through the stall wall near the toilet paper dispenser. Visibility into the next stall shall be negligible. Bits of toilet paper stuffed into this hole is acceptable. There shall be, at all times, several penis drawings on stall walls. These penises must be drawn with very little artistic ability, and can also be represented on a stick man. Erect. There shall be a number written on the stall walls that patrons can use to call for a good time. Meeting place shall be "this stall" at 2:00. If adequate room is available, please write in pen one or all of the variations of "Here I sit". Racist comments shall adorn stall walls, crossed out. Do not wash hands, because there isn't any soap. Please follow these rules. This is a public restroom, and we should all work together to keep it that way.

10-05-2010, 12:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Triple post, but what the fuck. I too was once guilty of being a dirty bastard. It was during my backpacking days and following a night out on whiskey. I somehow managed to return to the hostel where I had a room barely big enough to contain a bed. On waking up in the morning with a gargantuan hangover, I discovered I'd vomited, profusely, all over the remaining floor space. Being to ill to clean the mess up without adding to it, I made my escape by jumping off the bed and out through the open door. There is no moral to this story. Only a plea. Don't judge people too harshly. We've all been there and if you haven't...you will be.

10-05-2010, 07:16 PM	#14 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	At my school we have two stalls for the boys and two urinals. At one point last year we only had one working urinal and no working toilets. One kid had shoved a ruler down the toilet, which plugged it. As for the other one, like ten different kids had ** all over the stall. We're talking on the floor, on the seat, on the top of toilet and in toilet paper holer. For the urinal, some kid took a in it and dumped graham crackers all over his **. I hate my school.

10-05-2010, 07:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	God, they could at least have used the girl's room.

10-05-2010, 09:55 PM	#20 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Haha... that too. Bar bathrooms do have their own charms. In particular, the piss trough filled with ice. wut 4.