The Confessional Thread

[John Wilkes Booth]

if you open your mind that much then everything is a form of measurment

and then your brain falls out and you get AIDs

but its kinda ok cause these days you can live with AIDS for a lifetime

which is also not a fit unit of measurement for time

[Frownland]

Florida is peninsula sized and so is Italy. On that note, North America is continent sized. And with my final point, I project that I am Frownland sized.

[John Wilkes Booth]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Nah I'm part Irish and my grandmother and sister are gingers. Then again pretty much all white people have the capacity to be gingers.

the ratios do vary though... i don't know many italian gingers

[Frownland]

I'd rather talk about peninsulas than the fact that all crackers look alike because that's old news dude.

[John Wilkes Booth]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Florida is peninsula sized and so is Italy. On that note, North America is continent sized. And with my final point, I project that I am Frownland sized.

florida is also island sized, and italy is also asteroid sized

and my dick is cactus sized

[Frownland]

Now you're getting it. Sliding units of measurement are the shit when you want to be abstract and all cool like me since they're ambiguous.

[Ninetales]

whats an island size: Australia, Madagascar or Vancouver?

[John Wilkes Booth]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Now you're getting it. Sliding units of measurement are the shit when you want to be abstract and all cool like me since they're ambiguous.

yea, i mean i know when i'm shopping for units of measurement i'm usually looking for something ambiguous and non-specific

not gonna let big brother try to tell me how big my... brain is

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Ninetales

whats an island size: Australia, Madagascar or Vancouver?

Examples of island sized locations:

Easter Island
Maui
Madagascar
Atlantis
"The Island" ©2004
Vancouver
Madagascar
Literally and figuratively any island

[John Wilkes Booth]

also, planet earth