The Confessional Thread

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins

Well too bad I'm working as a package handler, so I'm becoming more unattractive by the night to you. :P Packin' on the meat! But I have been told I have a very pretty face, grr.

pretty much everyone is unattractive to a taken lady.

[MasterBaggins]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

pretty much everyone is unattractive to a taken lady.

Never too late for a threesome. Eheh..

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins

Never too late for a threesome. Eheh..

ladies are known for their multitasking prowess, but this one's decidedly lazy.

[MasterBaggins]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

ladies are known for their multitasking prowess, but this one's decidedly lazy.

If you want, I'll try and to all the work. I can even to the work of two, due to my intensive studying of the art of sex.

[Machine]

Well for my first confession to try, I'm probably bi, because ever so often I do look at guys, and say "hey that guy makes me feel oh so high", but the same has happenes with girls no I don't know why. I'm guess I'm just into that sort of thing and that's not a lie.

That's actually the first time I've said that to anybody, I just made it rhyme to get myself to post it, and be able to laugh at myself.

[MasterBaggins]

Originally Posted by Machine

Well for my first confession to try, I'm probably bi, because ever so often I do look at guys, and say "hey that guy makes me feel oh so high", but the same has happenes with girls no I don't know why. I'm guess I'm just into that sort of thing and that's not a lie.

That's actually the first time I've said that to anybody, I just made it rhyme to get myself to post it, and be able to laugh at myself.

Said it in a rhyme? You are adorable, and I need to hug you, and test out your bi-ness.

[Machine]

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins

Said it in a rhyme? You are adorable, and I need to hug you, and test out your bi-ness.

I accept

[MasterBaggins]

Originally Posted by Machine

I accept

And thus, a new band was created. The Sackville Machine. Provided the two of us can make a child that will be the lead musician for it. Even better if we can't, because it means I don't have to stop trying, because of hope.

[Machine]

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins

And thus, a new band was created. The Sackville Machine. Provided the two of us can make a child that will be the lead musician for it. Even better if we can't, because it means I don't have to stop trying, because of hope.

That made me laugh so fucking hard! You don't even know!

[MasterBaggins]

Originally Posted by Machine

That made me laugh so fucking hard! You don't even know!

I am wxceptionally grateful I got you to do that. It's one of my favorite things, to make others laugh. :3