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Old 12-06-2013, 11:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I love the act of pooping, but I dislike poop.
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Old 12-06-2013, 11:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I love the act of pooping, but I dislike poop.
I hate when the poo is so hard and large that it rips a tear of your ******* and it ends up bleeding.
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Old 12-06-2013, 11:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I hate when the poo is so hard and large that it rips a tear of your ******* and it ends up bleeding.
And it feels like it's attached to your intestinal tract and the whole thing is coming out with it
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Old 12-06-2013, 11:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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And it feels like it's attached to your intestinal tract and the whole thing is coming out with it
You people need some bran in your lives.
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Old 12-06-2013, 11:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You people need some bran in your lives.
I live on opiates, it clogs me up. I have been eating lots of strawberries though. I'll buy some more fruit this week.
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Old 12-06-2013, 11:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You people need some bran in your lives.
My grandparents ate bran.............They're dead now
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Old 12-06-2013, 11:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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My grandparents ate bran.............They're dead now
Haha. Reminds me of this brill clip:
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