The Confessional Thread

DoctorSoft · 09-30-2010, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy

geez guys, quit picking on the newbie! I'm slowly helping her, you know. I've gotten her to like Battles and ATD-I and I'll work on the other stuff, too.

It's not her taste in music, it's the fact that every single post of hers is pure melodrama. If she's not a troll, she's the world's biggeest walking cliche.

Dayvan Cowboy · 09-30-2010, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by theuglyorgan

It's not her taste in music, it's the fact that every single post of hers is pure melodrama. If she's not a troll, she's the world's biggeest walking cliche.

That's what I'm working on next, just in case if you guys didn't know.

EDIT: But now I realize I'm not the best person for that job. I'm also made of pure melodrama. I bitch a lot, and I start arguments, so let's get somebody else to do that.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 09-30-2010, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

This post really bothers me.

It bothers me because it's a post about dreams for the future, not confessions. How is wanting children a confession?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 09-30-2010, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy

That's what I'm working on next, just in case if you guys didn't know.

Good luck with that, I can't see you being able to change such a hot mess.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-30-2010, 05:56 PM

A friend of mine in the UK was getting married and I was invited so I stayed in her & her husband to be's spare room while I was there.
Anyway the night before the wedding he was staying at his brothers house, All the men & the women went out & got pissed separately. I was the first one back home so I was sitting in bed reading, I hear her get back and she's in a much worse state than I am. I hear her go into her room and a few mins later I hear her come out again. She comes into my room in her underwear, takes that off, sits on the end of the bed & tells me she wants to have sex with me.

I convince her that it's a bad idea and eventually she goes back to her own room.

My confession is all that stuff I fed her about it not being a good idea was a load of crap, I couldn't give a stuff if she went into her wedding with a massive guilt trip or not. The only reason I didn't screw her was i'd already fucked her twice before she was with this guy & didn't think she was good enough to be worth the hassle should it ever come out.

Had I not been with her before I probably would have been up there quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.

right-track · 09-30-2010, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

It bothers me because it's a post about dreams for the future, not confessions. How is wanting children a confession?

It's the tone of the post that concerns me.
The dream deteriorates. It's the final comment that tops it all off.

Dr.Seussicide · 09-30-2010, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

It bothers me because it's a post about dreams for the future, not confessions. How is wanting children a confession?

I thought it seemed like one..

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Originally Posted by right-track

It's the tone of the post that concerns me.
The dream deteriorates. It's the final comment that tops it all off.

It's honest though.. no smoke and mirrors there.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 09-30-2010, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy

That's what I'm working on next, just in case if you guys didn't know.

EDIT: But now I realize I'm not the best person for that job. I'm also made of pure melodrama. I bitch a lot, and I start arguments, so let's get somebody else to do that.

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right-track · 09-30-2010, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

I thought it seemed like one..

It's honest though.. no smoke and mirrors there.

You're not kidding...I almost pm'd you the number for a decent shrink.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 09-30-2010, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

A friend of mine in the UK was getting married and I was invited so I stayed in her & her husband to be's spare room while I was there.
Anyway the night before the wedding he was staying at his brothers house, All the men & the women went out & got pissed separately. I was the first one back home so I was sitting in bed reading, I hear her get back and she's in a much worse state than I am. I hear her go into her room and a few mins later I hear her come out again. She comes into my room in her underwear, takes that off, sits on the end of the bed & tells me she wants to have sex with me.

I convince her that it's a bad idea and eventually she goes back to her own room.

My confession is all that stuff I fed her about it not being a good idea was a load of crap, I couldn't give a stuff if she went into her wedding with a massive guilt trip or not. The only reason I didn't screw her was i'd already fucked her twice before she was with this guy & didn't think she was good enough to be worth the hassle should it ever come out.

Had I not been with her before I probably would have been up there quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.

That's completely amoral.

But funny nontheless

09-30-2010, 05:56 PM	#55 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	A friend of mine in the UK was getting married and I was invited so I stayed in her & her husband to be's spare room while I was there. Anyway the night before the wedding he was staying at his brothers house, All the men & the women went out & got pissed separately. I was the first one back home so I was sitting in bed reading, I hear her get back and she's in a much worse state than I am. I hear her go into her room and a few mins later I hear her come out again. She comes into my room in her underwear, takes that off, sits on the end of the bed & tells me she wants to have sex with me. I convince her that it's a bad idea and eventually she goes back to her own room. My confession is all that stuff I fed her about it not being a good idea was a load of crap, I couldn't give a stuff if she went into her wedding with a massive guilt trip or not. The only reason I didn't screw her was i'd already fucked her twice before she was with this guy & didn't think she was good enough to be worth the hassle should it ever come out. Had I not been with her before I probably would have been up there quicker than a rat up a drainpipe. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.