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08-24-2015, 04:40 PM | #3591 (permalink) |
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I'm working on about 2 years myself. My engine is just plain worn down.
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08-24-2015, 04:44 PM | #3592 (permalink) |
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I imagine there might be different justifications for why you haven't had sex in x many years...
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08-24-2015, 09:38 PM | #3594 (permalink) |
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Aren't you married? If so have you tried married counselling? Like there are experts out there just on the sexual side of marriage.
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08-25-2015, 11:24 AM | #3595 (permalink) | |
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It just ain't high up on the priority ladder anymore. We're both also in our mid 50s and not quite as attractive as we once were - sex with the lights on would be scary as hell these days. It's all good. When I jack off (per doctors orders - gotta milk the prostate) I'm always thinking about something me and her did together.
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08-25-2015, 11:39 AM | #3597 (permalink) | ||
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08-25-2015, 12:30 PM | #3598 (permalink) |
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Note to self: remind Batlord's mom to milk my prostate.
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