The Confessional Thread

[John Wilkes Booth]

Originally Posted by Ki

You're the worst kind of person.

armenian?

[Pet_Sounds]

Originally Posted by Plankton

I confess to having missed the word CONFESS in the 7th grade spelling bee. I would have taken 1st place and gone to the district finals. I was devastated, and that word has haunted me ever since.

I won both the city and the district spelling bee in Grade 7. I'm better than Plankton.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

No, but I jerked off on his grave.

same.

[grindy]

I haven't taken a dump in three days because of side-effects from medication I'm taking.
I never thought I'd miss it that much.

[Mr. Charlie]

I sympathise with you. I went four days without a poo travelling across Egypt once. It really starts weighing you down after a while. Literally. When it comes, it'll be dark, with much mass, and it'll splash your bum when it lands.

[Plankton]

Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

I won both the city and the district spelling bee in Grade 7. I'm better than Plankton.

A worthy adversary.

[grindy]

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

I sympathise with you. I went four days without a poo travelling across Egypt once. It really starts weighing you down after a while. Literally. When it comes, it'll be dark, with much mass, and it'll splash your bum when it lands.

Thanks for the warning.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

I sympathise with you. I went four days without a poo travelling across Egypt once. It really starts weighing you down after a while. Literally. When it comes, it'll be dark, with much mass, and it'll splash your bum when it lands.

... Thanks!

[Oriphiel]

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

I sympathise with you. I went four days without a poo travelling across Egypt once. It really starts weighing you down after a while. Literally. When it comes, it'll be dark, with much mass, and it'll splash your bum when it lands.

[Mr. Charlie]

Haha.