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Old 08-10-2015, 08:52 PM   #3311 (permalink)
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With a tight enough belt, I can wear a 30 pair of pants.
So... you refuse to shop in the kids' section out of pride, is what I'm getting from you.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-11-2015, 03:01 AM   #3312 (permalink)
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I'm a 5'5 male. I kid you not on my license it says I weigh 50kg. I'm about 125 now that I'm not crippilingy depressed anymore and actually eat haha
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Old 08-11-2015, 03:03 AM   #3313 (permalink)
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With a tight enough belt, I can wear a 30 pair of pants.
You wear 30 pairs of pants?
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Old 08-11-2015, 03:47 AM   #3314 (permalink)
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I should confess. Every time a short person stands beside me I have the urge to put my arm over their head to see if they're tall enough to ride the amusement park ride.
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Old 08-11-2015, 04:28 AM   #3315 (permalink)
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That's so Texas.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-11-2015, 04:28 AM   #3316 (permalink)
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I should confess. Every time a short person stands beside me I have the urge to put my arm over their head to see if they're tall enough to ride the amusement park ride.
Is that sexual. I think that's sexual. The lack of preference of a gender means bisexuality?
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Old 08-11-2015, 11:08 AM   #3317 (permalink)
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I think I have sociopathic traits. I hurt peoples feelings a lot and I do not feel any sort of regret. I have outburts and I sometimes feel like shooting someone...
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Is that sexual. I think that's sexual. The lack of preference of a gender means bisexuality?
Do you want it to be sexual? It can be if you want it to be.
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Old 08-11-2015, 12:43 PM   #3319 (permalink)
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