if you open your mind that much then everything is a form of measurment

and then your brain falls out and you get AIDs

but its kinda ok cause these days you can live with AIDS for a lifetime

which is also not a fit unit of measurement for time

Florida is peninsula sized and so is Italy. On that note, North America is continent sized. And with my final point, I project that I am Frownland sized.

the ratios do vary though... i don't know many italian gingers

I'd rather talk about peninsulas than the fact that all crackers look alike because that's old news dude.

florida is also island sized, and italy is also asteroid sized

and my dick is cactus sized

Now you're getting it. Sliding units of measurement are the shit when you want to be abstract and all cool like me since they're ambiguous.

whats an island size: Australia, Madagascar or Vancouver?

yea, i mean i know when i'm shopping for units of measurement i'm usually looking for something ambiguous and non-specific

not gonna let big brother try to tell me how big my... brain is

Examples of island sized locations:

Easter Island
Maui
Madagascar
Atlantis
"The Island" ©2004
Vancouver
Madagascar
Literally and figuratively any island

also, planet earth