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Old 06-08-2015, 10:51 PM   #3181 (permalink)
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Then what's the problem? Time to get wasted.
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Old 06-08-2015, 10:53 PM   #3182 (permalink)
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Then what's the problem? Time to get wasted.
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Old 06-09-2015, 09:28 AM   #3183 (permalink)
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My neighbor is going through the after effects of a bad break up, and my sympathy meter is over it.
I'm going to bitch slap him across the face and tell him to take back the Harley, (the one she can see him rev at all hours of the night because she lives three doors down.)and stop being that guy.
If he's rev'ing it all night, I'd be inclined to put some dog poo on the throttle for him as a warning that people have jobs, and he needs to put on his big boy pants and suck it up.

Also, three doors down? Besides the ****ty band reference, do you live in a trailer park?
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Old 06-09-2015, 10:40 AM   #3184 (permalink)
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No I live in a two story townhouse behind ironclad gates over the train tracks from the hood. I drive a ****ty car so I can live in a nice neighborhood. They met at the pool a while back moved in with each other almost got married too. Classy hunh!?
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Old 06-09-2015, 10:44 AM   #3185 (permalink)
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do you live in a trailer park?
She lives in Florida, which is basically a peninsula sized trailer park.
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Old 06-09-2015, 10:49 AM   #3186 (permalink)
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Someone's jealous I don't live on the falt line.
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Old 06-09-2015, 01:15 PM   #3187 (permalink)
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No I live in a two story townhouse behind ironclad gates over the train tracks from the hood. I drive a ****ty car so I can live in a nice neighborhood. They met at the pool a while back moved in with each other almost got married too. Classy hunh!?
Well, that makes a lot more sense now. I know what it's like to live in those townhomes/condo's with a club house and pool. I was a maintenance person for the association my parents belonged to. My brother dated one of our neighbors. Classy as it gets.
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Old 06-09-2015, 04:45 PM   #3188 (permalink)
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She lives in Florida, which is basically a peninsula sized trailer park.
peninsula isn't a size you viking descendant middle american born ginger bitch
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Old 06-09-2015, 04:49 PM   #3189 (permalink)
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I had no idea I was a ginger or that I had ever lived in the midwest. Interesting.

Peninsula is most definitely a size, it's just universal. You can have small peninsulas where the inhabitants are kind of insecure, you can have huge peninsulas where the residents are largely assholes, and then you have your average sized peninsulas whose inhabitants think their peninsula is small because they only see the big ones on tv.
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Old 06-09-2015, 04:59 PM   #3190 (permalink)
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lol... decent porn joke but peninsula still isn't a size ginger f word
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