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The Batlord 06-08-2015 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1600060)
I'm a lazy mofo I have finals starting tomorrow morning, but don't really have a ton of motivation to study like I know I should because I know I'll do well enough to pass woth a good grade.

Then what's the problem? Time to get wasted.

Machine 06-08-2015 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1600064)
Then what's the problem? Time to get wasted.

Sounds like a plan.

Plankton 06-09-2015 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1600026)
My neighbor is going through the after effects of a bad break up, and my sympathy meter is over it.
I'm going to bitch slap him across the face and tell him to take back the Harley, (the one she can see him rev at all hours of the night because she lives three doors down.)and stop being that guy.

If he's rev'ing it all night, I'd be inclined to put some dog poo on the throttle for him as a warning that people have jobs, and he needs to put on his big boy pants and suck it up.

Also, three doors down? Besides the ****ty band reference, do you live in a trailer park?

RoxyRollah 06-09-2015 09:40 AM

No I live in a two story townhouse behind ironclad gates over the train tracks from the hood. I drive a ****ty car so I can live in a nice neighborhood. They met at the pool a while back moved in with each other almost got married too. Classy hunh!?

Frownland 06-09-2015 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1600182)
do you live in a trailer park?

She lives in Florida, which is basically a peninsula sized trailer park.

RoxyRollah 06-09-2015 09:49 AM

Someone's jealous I don't live on the falt line.

Plankton 06-09-2015 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1600211)
No I live in a two story townhouse behind ironclad gates over the train tracks from the hood. I drive a ****ty car so I can live in a nice neighborhood. They met at the pool a while back moved in with each other almost got married too. Classy hunh!?

Well, that makes a lot more sense now. I know what it's like to live in those townhomes/condo's with a club house and pool. I was a maintenance person for the association my parents belonged to. My brother dated one of our neighbors. Classy as it gets.

John Wilkes Booth 06-09-2015 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1600216)
She lives in Florida, which is basically a peninsula sized trailer park.

peninsula isn't a size you viking descendant middle american born ginger bitch
:bonkhead:

Frownland 06-09-2015 03:49 PM

I had no idea I was a ginger or that I had ever lived in the midwest. Interesting.

Peninsula is most definitely a size, it's just universal. You can have small peninsulas where the inhabitants are kind of insecure, you can have huge peninsulas where the residents are largely assholes, and then you have your average sized peninsulas whose inhabitants think their peninsula is small because they only see the big ones on tv.

John Wilkes Booth 06-09-2015 03:59 PM

lol... decent porn joke but peninsula still isn't a size ginger f word


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