The Confessional Thread

[RoxyRollah]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Of course the cultist is a homeopathic sympathizer.

I have had my share of tinctures, tonics, salves, and balms.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

I have had my share of tinctures, tonics, salves, and balms.

Aren't those things from Skyrim?

[RoxyRollah]

You are such a nerd.

[The Batlord]

You are such a flake.

[Guybrush]

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

speaking of herbal cures... at work the other day, over break, everyone was insisting that not only is smoking weed not cancerous, but it actually cures cancer

and someone else assured me that it's the filters in cigarettes that really cause cancer. tear off the filter and you're good to go

Ugh.

If you don't mind me asking .. Where do you work?

[John Wilkes Booth]

at a distribution center... we unload trucks. only the best and the brightest.

[simplephysics]

I enjoy their inability to understand the difference between alleviating pain caused by cancer and curing it altogether. How does your head not explode?

[DwnWthVwls]

MSM Finally Admits It, Cannabis Can Cure Cancer, It’s High Time We Stop Arresting People for It | The Free Thought Project

The research, cited by CNN, was conducted in numerous preclinical studies on mice and rats, as well as human cells. It has shown “that cannabinoids may inhibit tumor growth by causing cell death, blocking cell growth, and blocking the development of blood vessels needed by tumors to grow. Laboratory and animal studies have shown that cannabinoids may be able to kill cancer cells while protecting normal cells,” according to the National Cancer Institute at the National Institute of Health.

It's not as matter of fact as the person JWB works with made it sound, but it's definitely something of interest in modern cancer research.

[John Wilkes Booth]

^yea, that might be what they were referring to.. and i heard about that too.

but smoking weed is still cancerous...

and i guarantee you smoking weed won't cure your cancer

or hey maybe give it a shot what do i know

but i got my dad a ton of weed to smoke when he got cancer. and it made it easier to enjoy a bowl of ramen noodles and a baseball game. but it didn't cure his cancer.

maybe i should've invested in more dank ****

[The Batlord]

You're gonna have to give me a lotta weed to get me through four hours of baseball. The tumor might actually cough itself to death.