It was four sentences long.

Women.Meet them soon.^.

What makes you think that i'm attracted to women? Why do you assume that the amount of women a person knows is some kind of universal gauge of their worth as a person? And if I add on another sentence to this post, challenging you to have at least a little more than the most rudimentary level of reading comprehension, will you hiss and slither back into the darkness like a vampire running from a cross?

Every time i tell a joke ppl here are like

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rdju.gif

Here's how every conversation I have with Roxy goes...

Roxy: lol u suk

Me: No, you do.

Roxy: woah, chill out, i wuz just joking

Me: I don't like you, Roxy. Leave me alone.

Roxy: lol, u wrote 2 hole sentences?

http://i.imgur.com/PPtVnYM.gif

Roxy and Ori on a date.

Go get a bottle.

Nice! An absence of spelling errors, proper capitalization, no misplaced punctuation marks... I like how the angrier you get, the better your grammar gets. With most people it's the other way around.

How this thread look to me.

Batlord: PENIS... Look I did a funny

Roxy: Vagina LOL

Batlord: PENIS ... Look I was funny again

Oriphiel: --------- (Some comment I didn't read)

Roxy: Reversal of above comment

Oriphiel: Whine

Roxy: Bitch about Whine

Batlord: PENIS ... Look I was funny again

Oriphiel: Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine

Roxy: Stop whining

Oriphiel: Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine

Roxy: Whine about whine

Some other c*nt: dumb gif

Another c*nt: another dumb gif

Batlord: Look at this gif I'm being funny

Batlord: PENIS... look I did another funny

Roxy: LOL

Oriphiel: Whine

F*ck! I missed the cut.