Confession: I post about music on the internet.

sicko

I never would have guessed.

I have two Simply Red albums and cannot wear tight underwear. Both unrelated except that they are both close to crap.

I do have many more but I'm not drunk/stupid enough to admit.

I've cheated on all my boyfriends except my first, and my current one.

Why?

You should cheat on your current one with your first one to bring things full circle.

Yea, wouldn't want someone to think you weren't consistent.

Consistency is the only way to break the cycle of consistency.

My point exactly.