Can I help you?

Yikes. Had to have been scary as all hell. Glad you came out on the good side!

Ja I'm glad you're doing well now Lance.

I had a teacher in military school who'd lost a testicle to cancer. We called him Colonel One Nut. He was an *******, so it was okay.

I like metal and all, but like 80% of metalheads are just super tragic. Especially the ones my age. I was stuck behind a group of people talking about metal on the bus today and I was seriously cringing.

They're like the annoying frat boys of the outcast world.

Yes! They're too much. I think that's why Metal is such a niche interest, like you tend to love it or hate it, because people put off by the fans don't give it a fair chance.

The problem is that the ones who manage to find others like themselves in real life to have public conversations about metal with are the lowest common denominator of metal fan. And those people are generally one step above juggalos. You will know them by their ear gauges and belief that Suicide Silence is a good band.

Lots of cargo shorts.

I think that's more of a trashy white people problem than any specific genre fan problem.