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Old 09-18-2012, 01:31 PM   #261 (permalink)
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Or the guy who's stealthily trying to jack off without the others noticing.
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Old 09-18-2012, 10:30 PM   #262 (permalink)
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My confession is that I love Russian girls. I want to marry a Russian. Why? Because they bring some new uniquess that I like. In fact I almost had a Russian girlfriend. I love russian women.
So what? That's NOT a sin, therefore your statement is not a confession. Some of us have openly said the same thing in other threads. And by the way, even The Beatles sang about Russian women.

The purpose of this thread is that people confess their sins. And then Vanilla, as a Minister of the Lord, will determine what the corresponding penance is.
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:10 AM   #263 (permalink)
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The purpose of this thread is that people confess their sins. And then Vanilla, as a Minister of the Lord, will determine what the corresponding penance is.
A spanking I should hope.
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:18 AM   #264 (permalink)
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I now have a bizarrely intense crush on a person I work with, who I've only met once. I really don't know why. It was completely instant, which is also weird to me. There are plenty of attractive ladies I work with, and I've definitely noticed. This girl isn't even the most attractive, but just glimpsing her yesterday made me giddy. I felt the need to confess this even though it's not a bad thing. It's just weird to me.
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Old 09-27-2012, 07:52 PM   #265 (permalink)
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So what? That's NOT a sin, therefore your statement is not a confession. Some of us have openly said the same thing in other threads. And by the way, even The Beatles sang about Russian women.

The purpose of this thread is that people confess their sins. And then Vanilla, as a Minister of the Lord, will determine what the corresponding penance is.
Yes well I do expect only the most genuine confessions, mark my words there will be trouble!

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A spanking I should hope.


No Franco would enjoy that!
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Old 09-27-2012, 09:50 PM   #266 (permalink)
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I now have a bizarrely intense crush on a person I work with, who I've only met once. I really don't know why. It was completely instant, which is also weird to me. There are plenty of attractive ladies I work with, and I've definitely noticed. This girl isn't even the most attractive, but just glimpsing her yesterday made me giddy. I felt the need to confess this even though it's not a bad thing. It's just weird to me.
You could always ask her out?
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Old 09-28-2012, 10:09 AM   #267 (permalink)
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No Franco would enjoy that!
I'm okay with him watching.
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:19 PM   #268 (permalink)
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I'm okay with him watching.


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Old 09-28-2012, 11:06 PM   #269 (permalink)
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kiekiekiekierkiekierkierkierkiekiekiekiekiekie. Vanilla, you want to spank me. Awwwwwwwwwww, you made my day sexy thing. Vanilla, I know you hate me to death, but you are damn SEEEEEXXXXXXXYYYYY. I mean SEXY.
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Old 09-29-2012, 03:16 AM   #270 (permalink)
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You could always ask her out?
He works with her though, that'd be a hairy situation.
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