We don't have maps or globes over here. But you knew that already.

Dating somebody from Serbia has helped me learn that Europeans always dress really well and they all love coffee. Case in point - we have at least 3 different coffee machines and I think he has more clothes than I do.

So I guess you guys are all the same after all lol

Yeah, y'all have some sort of strange, similar accent.

Could I marry them too? We don't have to get married to each other if you don't want, but we could just have this cool polyamorous thing going on that would be pretty wicked.

This is code for "I want to have orgies all the time"

Well yes, but the kind of orgies where there's cuddling afterwards, like hippie orgies.

I'm in, Batlord.

Exactly. But the womenfolk would still do the cooking and cleaning I assume? They're Russian, so they'd probably be cool with that.

In Soviet Russia, hippie orgies do you.

"touching that isn't about sex"

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...8463148d30.jpg

I know right? My mom disapproved of me being "sexually active" (as she puts it) and she showed me that website :crazy:

The number of awkward boners surely negates any positive experiences at these things.