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Old 12-28-2014, 12:05 AM   #2391 (permalink)
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I am wxceptionally grateful I got you to do that. It's one of my favorite things, to make others laugh. :3
Best feeling in the fucking world if you ask me (besides orgasm, not even to get into that).
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Old 12-28-2014, 12:07 AM   #2392 (permalink)
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I've seen your boyfriend. Not saying he's ugly, but...
he is certainly not ugly.

he farts all the time, everywhere...the other night I had to open a window because I would have died otherwise...

but when he smiles, my heart melts away into nothingness and his stupid laugh makes me laugh every time.

The way he looks at our beautiful little kitten makes me want to cry because of how beautiful it is.

And when Wembley hears me mention "daddy" when he's almost home from work, and kittypants perks up immediately...

My boyfriend is a lovely, wonderful man.
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Old 12-28-2014, 12:22 AM   #2393 (permalink)
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You sure you weren't looking in a mirror? We've talked about this.
Really. How did this conversation go?

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he is certainly not ugly.

he farts all the time, everywhere...the other night I had to open a window because I would have died otherwise...

but when he smiles, my heart melts away into nothingness and his stupid laugh makes me laugh every time.

The way he looks at our beautiful little kitten makes me want to cry because of how beautiful it is.

And when Wembley hears me mention "daddy" when he's almost home from work, and kittypants perks up immediately...

My boyfriend is a lovely, wonderful man.
Gay.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-28-2014, 12:23 AM   #2394 (permalink)
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Gay.
*concentrates*

...*concentrates harder*

*flex*

*burp*

*grows a dick*

there. now it's gay.
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Old 12-28-2014, 12:24 AM   #2395 (permalink)
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Really. How did this conversation go?
Batlord: "When I look into a mirror, I realize how ugly I am."
Ki: "Yeah, you should really just kill yourself."
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Old 12-28-2014, 12:27 AM   #2396 (permalink)
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Batlord: "When I look into a mirror, I realize how ugly I am."
Ki: "Yeah, you should really just kill yourself."
HEY WAIT A SECOND

Batlord has a son now.

He needs to take care of his beautiful baby kitty.

He needs to not die for a while. No matter how hard I cringed when I wrote that.
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Old 12-28-2014, 12:51 AM   #2397 (permalink)
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*concentrates*

...*concentrates harder*

*flex*

*burp*

*grows a dick*

there. now it's gay.
*faps*

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Batlord: "When I look into a mirror, I realize how ugly I am."
Ki: "Yeah, you should really just kill yourself."
I'm pretty sure it went more like...

Batlord: "Oh, god, I'm gonna-"
Ki: "Dude, not in my hair!"
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-29-2014, 05:25 AM   #2398 (permalink)
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I guess I just don't know
I just don't know
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Old 12-29-2014, 05:52 AM   #2399 (permalink)
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Sorry for that dramatic ass post I just cleared up. I've been in a ****ty place the past few days and something pushed me off that night. I made some stupid decisions last night knowing that that particular night wasn't one to being making stupid decisions and wound up putting myself in a ****tier place. tldr, WD loves you WD does.
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Old 12-30-2014, 04:07 AM   #2400 (permalink)
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I have to be awake in 3 hours.

I was asleep for maybe 30 minutes, then shaken awake with vivid, heartbreaking recollections of a place I haven't seen in 7 years.

I thought I was done mourning over that.
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