I have to admit, I tend to look at everyone's ass if they have a good one, regardless of their gender. I like to think I'm a very respectable person, but if people heard what I was thinking, they would wonder why I wasn't still a prostitute. Er.

I don't understand why people like asses so much.

My mom was a bit shocked when she heard us running around the backyard yelling what aounded to her ears like "fuck him!" It was only when she heard the name "Som Tawyer" that she clued in. Lengthy discussions followed.

We still play a variation of Scrabble where curse words score double points.

Bitter?

I like the front bits on both genders as well, actually. And other parts of the face. .. Like the nose.
But the hottest part of a person has to be intelligence. If I'm listening to someone debate about stuff and they pull up facts taken from a scholarly journal..

I don't know you well but..

You would know

I'm all about the hands, shoulders, and facial structure. The more feminine or delicate (in both genders) the better. But I can't stand people who are stupid.

Well too bad I'm working as a package handler, so I'm becoming more unattractive by the night to you. :P Packin' on the meat! But I have been told I have a very pretty face, grr.

pretty much everyone is unattractive to a taken lady.

Never too late for a threesome. Eheh..