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Old 11-05-2014, 11:29 PM   #2121 (permalink)
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i dun wanna get splooge in my burrito though
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Old 11-05-2014, 11:32 PM   #2122 (permalink)
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i dun wanna get splooge in my burrito though
Then pull out. It's not rocket science.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-05-2014, 11:38 PM   #2123 (permalink)
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The moment is lost. I ate it. It could've been magical but I ate it. Alas, there's still the bottles. But. You know. They don't fit. :\.
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Old 11-05-2014, 11:45 PM   #2124 (permalink)
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The moment is lost. I ate it. It could've been magical but I ate it. Alas, there's still the bottles. But. You know. They don't fit. :\.
Go get some ground beef, pack it really hard and push a little hole in there. You're good to go.

EDIT: Kinda forgot you were a vegetarian. But still, you can check necrophelia and bestiality off of the list.
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Old 11-06-2014, 08:20 AM   #2125 (permalink)
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WD almost screwed a burrito last night.

How many more of you have ever been that drunk?
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Old 11-06-2014, 09:33 AM   #2126 (permalink)
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i got that drunk one time at work when i worked at this deli. i wasn't a drinker and i was basically experimenting so i stole a big bottle of wine (1500ml) and put it in the walk-in fridge and hit it from time to time. then i spiralled out of control and got too drunk and started dropping **** and customers could notice. then i went up to the register and this chick i knew asked me for a drink and i stole one for her but i did it too blatantly cause i was drunk and the manager asked me for a receipt and i said i don't have one. then he said go home and come back monday to talk which i took as i was getting fired so i went in the back and finished the wine (had about a half bottle left) to destroy the evidence. then i blacked out and apparently started threatening to kill the manager though i'm pretty sure i was joking (at this point i'm going off what other people told me). then the chick i stole the water for apparently tells me she likes me and i criticize her for telling me that **** while im drunk as **** cause i liked somebody else better. then they called the police/paramedics and apparently i was being a cocky bastard to them too. told them i was allergic to peanuts for some strange reason. then my dad's friend came to the rescue and picked me up and prevented me from getting arrested. then i tried to piss on my dad's recliner cause i thought it was a toilet. then i woke up the next day sick as ****.
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Old 11-06-2014, 09:42 AM   #2127 (permalink)
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That.... that's pretty drunk.
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Old 11-06-2014, 10:02 AM   #2128 (permalink)
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I've peed in my pants a few times, but... damn.
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Old 11-06-2014, 10:16 AM   #2129 (permalink)
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basically what happens when you dive head first into booze with no thought or experience to reference at all.
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Old 11-06-2014, 10:21 AM   #2130 (permalink)
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Did you get fired or was your boss awesome?
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