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Old 10-04-2014, 01:00 AM   #2081 (permalink)
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A lot of times I want to make a satiric post about music that pokes fun at [rhymes with Holeplower or Peeledcock92] but I don't out of fear that it's too mean-spirited and that it would entirely go over her head and go into a stupid argument about how MJ is so great and how the media hates minorities.
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Old 10-04-2014, 10:48 PM   #2082 (permalink)
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some more nicknames I have given coworkers I don't know well, or repeat customers:

Angry Bob Geldof
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Pissed Off at Society (But Only a Little)
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Old 10-04-2014, 10:56 PM   #2083 (permalink)
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some more nicknames I have given coworkers I don't know well, or repeat customers:

Angry Bob Geldof
Serial Killer John Oates
Sausage Link
Deep Fried Shithair
Pissed Off at Society (But Only a Little)
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I wish you could see this girl's hair. It's just... I'm sure she's a nice human being and everything but oh my god.

It's obvious it's been bleached and colored and bleached and treated beyond all repair and the way she pulls it up into a ponytail or a tight bun is only making matters worse.

I don't even know her name because her hair is so repulsive, there's nothing else I need to know about her.
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Old 10-09-2014, 10:04 PM   #2085 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2014, 12:37 AM   #2086 (permalink)
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the bus I take to and from work every day doesn't have an automatic counter for change so I've been shorting the driver 25 cents on peak hour for the past week.
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Old 10-10-2014, 12:41 AM   #2087 (permalink)
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the bus I take to and from work every day doesn't have an automatic counter for change so I've been shorting the driver 25 cents on peak hour for the past week.



Wow really Lil? I think we are gonna have to give you a name like you give your customers. What an awful person.
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Old 10-10-2014, 12:43 AM   #2088 (permalink)
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Wow really Lil? I think we are gonna have to give you a name like you give your customers. What an awful person.
Shit's expensive

and most of the time they're fucking late anyway
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Old 10-10-2014, 12:43 AM   #2089 (permalink)
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the bus I take to and from work every day doesn't have an automatic counter for change so I've been shorting the driver 25 cents on peak hour for the past week.
I don't pay my fare unless the ticket-checker people board the train... I wish I could say this strategy has worked out well for me. Sooooo many unpaid fare tickets.... that I'm not gonna pay. But, the way I see it, if I'm 30 minutes late to work at least twice a week because they can't get their shit together they're not getting paid to do a job they barely do.
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