The Confessional Thread

The Batlord · 09-13-2014, 12:42 PM

I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car. They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars. Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free. But those people keep a movin', and that's what tortures me.

**Frownland** · 09-13-2014, 03:12 PM

I shot the deputy and blamed it on rostasi.

Isbjørn · 09-13-2014, 03:20 PM

I ate the last cookie.

DwnWthVwls · 09-13-2014, 03:30 PM

GuD · 09-13-2014, 09:06 PM

I am a horny, sleazy, perverted, horny motherfvcker. That's right. I would fvck your mother. She's 60? IDONTEVENCAREIWILLBENDHERLIKEBENDER. Sex with your face have I must.

Also,

My boss's sister. Who also works with me. Keep tryna touch me ass. And. Me junk. And. She dropped a nonsequiter about the anals. Likewhat? Okay. If that's what u like. But really tho. Boyfriend she have. WD ain't bout to mess wit dat. But dat butt tho. Datbuttdatbuttdatbutt.

knowthemfeels? u knowthemfeels.

I SHOULDN'T. I REALLY SHOULDN'T. SHE KEEP DROPPIN THEM HINTS THO. WD IS A WIMPYFOLK. WD CAN'T HELP THEMSELFS. SAY SHE WANT DAT "D"? I GIVE DAT "D".

Sequoioideae · 09-14-2014, 03:22 AM

WD is the reason I still regularly check in this place.

GuD · 09-14-2014, 08:58 PM

I FVCKING LOVE YOU ALL!

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look at all this love

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kisses hugs drugs boozes funtimes

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**Scarlett O'Hara** · 09-14-2014, 11:52 PM

There is person on here who I believe just doesn't get me. Or maybe they think they have me all figured out and feel they can make subtle criticisms, as though I'm too stupid to understand. Just because you have a extensive vocabulary, doesn't mean you're more intelligent or above me. I find this person rather pretentious. I don't dislike this person at all, in fact have always liked them, but as of late I've been noticing this person wants to tell me what they really think (but so far hasn't fully). I just don't appreciate this type of humour and I feel the comments posted have an undercurrent of irritation and dislike towards me. I am certainly good at being passive aggressive, but this is so vague and out of no where. I hope they realise that I have no bones to pick with them, but merely would like to know what they really want to say to me.

I'm not going to reveal the person, so don't bother asking.

The Batlord · 09-15-2014, 05:58 AM

djchameleon · 09-15-2014, 06:51 AM

^ not even. What a poor use of that gif.

09-13-2014, 03:12 PM	#2042 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I shot the deputy and blamed it on rostasi. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

09-13-2014, 03:20 PM	#2043 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	I ate the last cookie. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

09-13-2014, 09:06 PM	#2045 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I am a horny, sleazy, perverted, horny motherfvcker. That's right. I would fvck your mother. She's 60? IDONTEVENCAREIWILLBENDHERLIKEBENDER. Sex with your face have I must. Also, My boss's sister. Who also works with me. Keep tryna touch me ass. And. Me junk. And. She dropped a nonsequiter about the anals. Likewhat? Okay. If that's what u like. But really tho. Boyfriend she have. WD ain't bout to mess wit dat. But dat butt tho. Datbuttdatbuttdatbutt. knowthemfeels? u knowthemfeels. I SHOULDN'T. I REALLY SHOULDN'T. SHE KEEP DROPPIN THEM HINTS THO. WD IS A WIMPYFOLK. WD CAN'T HELP THEMSELFS. SAY SHE WANT DAT "D"? I GIVE DAT "D". __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

09-14-2014, 08:58 PM	#2047 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I FVCKING LOVE YOU ALL! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 look at all this love <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 kisses hugs drugs boozes funtimes <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

09-14-2014, 11:52 PM	#2048 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	There is person on here who I believe just doesn't get me. Or maybe they think they have me all figured out and feel they can make subtle criticisms, as though I'm too stupid to understand. Just because you have a extensive vocabulary, doesn't mean you're more intelligent or above me. I find this person rather pretentious. I don't dislike this person at all, in fact have always liked them, but as of late I've been noticing this person wants to tell me what they really think (but so far hasn't fully). I just don't appreciate this type of humour and I feel the comments posted have an undercurrent of irritation and dislike towards me. I am certainly good at being passive aggressive, but this is so vague and out of no where. I hope they realise that I have no bones to pick with them, but merely would like to know what they really want to say to me. I'm not going to reveal the person, so don't bother asking. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots