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Old 08-31-2014, 11:39 PM   #1981 (permalink)
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I'm a ****ing moron. I'm currently on merriam-webster.com making it say "penis" out loud, over and over again.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-01-2014, 12:24 AM   #1982 (permalink)
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I'm a ****ing moron. I'm currently on merriam-webster.com making it say "penis" out loud, over and over again.
It's 12:23 A.M., and I almost just woke up my entire house doing the exact same thing. Why. Was that. So. Funny!??
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Old 09-01-2014, 12:28 AM   #1983 (permalink)
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I guess we're all morons. Take vagina for a ride.
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Old 09-01-2014, 12:41 AM   #1984 (permalink)
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I guess we're all morons. Take vagina for a ride.
You should up the ante with "There is a douche bag stuck in my vagina". I found a text-to-speak app for my Chromebook. The sky is the limit.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-01-2014, 01:18 AM   #1985 (permalink)
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really? You guys are doing that during the great Fappening?
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 09-01-2014, 01:38 AM   #1986 (permalink)
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Dude, have you never known the glory that is text-to-speak? It is the height of comic brilliance.
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Old 09-01-2014, 05:57 AM   #1987 (permalink)
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You totally missed out. Your have Aubrey Plaza was part of it.
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Old 09-01-2014, 07:15 AM   #1988 (permalink)
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I know this may come as a shock to you, shocks me a bit too TBH, but I'm not really all that interested in that whole thing. Kate Upton? Yeah. Her breasts are a work of art, but it's not like I've never seen another chick on the internet with a better body than Jennifer Lawrence.
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Old 09-01-2014, 08:06 AM   #1989 (permalink)
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it's not like I've never seen another chick on the internet with a better body than Jennifer Lawrence.
This. Who cares? Never seen boobs before? Sometimes it's better to leave things to the imagination.
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Old 09-01-2014, 08:20 AM   #1990 (permalink)
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Whatever. You guys can downplay it all you want. This event was still a pretty big ****ing deal.

The guy that leaked ScarJo's pics got 10 years. I wonder how much time guy will get.
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