I am more of a fantasizer more than anything, I don't generally believe in something unless I have solid evidence. But I mean't I wanted to discuss his alien experiences on X-Files, not real life.

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Fixed.

I think when I go bald I'm just gonna wear wigs. Good ones though.

I pity people who have no hair by some cruel act of nature and scoff at people who choose to have none.

You know that thing in the first Jackass movie where they'd go around with the electric clippers and cut a piece of somebody's hair when they were turned around? Pray we never meet in real life.

lol I would totally do the same.

I have a feeling that I'd have to go into witness protection but it'd be totally worth it.

As long as you snap some photo evidence. It would totally be worth it.

when i was a little kid, before i discovered masturbation, i used to strip down into my tighty whities and rub my junk on the carpet.