The Confessional Thread

[TheCunningStunt]

Originally Posted by Paloma

No,not really.

Oh good, I thought you were reacting to a comment made in jest by revealing some deep seated childhood issue in an attempt to make me look like a dick.

Glad that's not what you were doing.

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I remember using training wheels on my bike, which actually worked... because they were so crappy, that both wheels never touched the ground at once. (or maybe that was the point, I dunno)
So while I was riding, I would practice remaining on the bike wheels without letting any training wheels touch the ground. When I got good at doing that, I got my dad to take off one of the training wheels and kept doing the same thing until I was confident enough to take the remaining training wheel off.

THEN I JOINED A BIKE GANG.

A bike gang?
I can tell you were one of the cool kids.
We played cops and robbers using bikes.
That's primarily a game played on foot, but we used bikes!
I don't know if you have such sophisticated games like Cops and Robbers in the US, but it was great.

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I remember using training wheels on my bike, which actually worked... because they were so crappy, that both wheels never touched the ground at once. (or maybe that was the point, I dunno)
So while I was riding, I would practice remaining on the bike wheels without letting any training wheels touch the ground. When I got good at doing that, I got my dad to take off one of the training wheels and kept doing the same thing until I was confident enough to take the remaining training wheel off.

THEN I JOINED A BIKE GANG.

Did you guys have a uniform?

[Freebase Dali]

Haha... no. We were kids. All the kids from the neighborhood decided that we would be a bike gang. We wanted to be bad ass. We had our Huffy Bandits, Mongoose wannabes, Diamonback knockoffs... and whatever knives we could steal from the kitchen so we could carry them on our person and feel bad ass.

We stabbed a frog once.
We all felt bad, then decided to disband.

[TheCunningStunt]

Ahhh... The glory days.

[Paedantic Basterd]

I totally can't ride a bike either.

[TheCunningStunt]

Originally Posted by Pedestrian

I totally can't ride a bike either.

[zachsd]

Haha... no. We were kids. All the kids from the neighborhood decided that we would be a bike gang. We wanted to be bad ass. We had our Huffy Bandits, Mongoose wannabes, Diamonback knockoffs... and whatever knives we could steal from the kitchen so we could carry them on our person and feel bad ass.

We stabbed a frog once.
We all felt bad, then decided to disband.

Sounds like a particular scene out of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

[Sansa Stark]

I just recently found out my boyfriend is uncircumcised. I don't know why it took me so long and because of this

Originally Posted by Paloma

also ew, uncut.

I feel even more like a twat

[storymilo]

Originally Posted by Paloma

I just recently found out my boyfriend is uncircumcised. I don't know why it took me so long and because of this




I feel even more like a twat

teehee

[someonecompletelyrandom]

It's not so bad. Just think of it as God's Directors Cut.