I still play Neopets. I've had an account for over 10 years. I really love it.

one of my brand new coworkers told me today that someone paid to watch her eat for an hour in a revealing outfit, but she also ate cake off her sister (and explicitly called it an "incest project") and now I just

I CAN'T LOOK AT HER ANYMORE WITHOUT WONDERING HOW MY BOSS DIDN'T REALIZE THAT SHE'S WEIRD ENOUGH TO TELL A COMPLETE STRANGER THESE FUCKING THINGS ON HER 2ND DAY OF WORK

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME because I think she really likes me BUT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW HER LIFESTORY.

I tell people I do fetish work on my first day of meeting them tbh but the incest thing is way too far

I agree. I wasn't bothered at all til that came into play and I was just thinking to myself "why are you telling me all this? we literally met for the first time last week; can't you just pick up these shoes and stfu"

You should have told her, "Hey, we've all got bodies buried in the back yard," and then given her the creepy look of your choice. Extra points if you wink.

she would have just laughed.

she's really strange.

I just got rid of one fuckboy to lighten my load (shut up batlord) to let a new one in my pack

lmao i'm such a fucking hoe

it's not even that that bothers me its just I have no feelings about who I could be tangling up right now. I don't give a ****

Hey, give me some credit. I have standards when snickering at unintentional double entendres and that isn't up to snuff. It also doesn't help that you don't have a penis.