The Confessional Thread

GuD · 06-25-2014, 03:31 AM

I'm not joking at all.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-25-2014, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

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The Batlord · 06-25-2014, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

I'm not joking at all.

Uh, dude, that's kind of stalkery. I mean really bad. Definitely yes on the seeking treatment tomorrow. I seriously had no idea **** was that bad with you. I hope for the best.

GuD · 06-25-2014, 12:03 PM

It's just delusions. I've had them since I was a kid and usually I have better control over them but once in a while I slip and they almost always coincide with some crazy mood swings. I don't actually mean these things when I get like that. There's medication but it make me feel really ****ing awful. Therapy in a couple hours, good times.

Plankton · 06-25-2014, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I've tested out every object in my house as a percussion instrument. Including my dogs.

I do this too... except with cats.

I work at (basically) a steel fabrication shop, and have been wanting to get a portable recording device in here for years, but haven't been able to find the motivation yet. I could have used some of the sounds for the "Hollow" contest. The percussive sound a good smack on an empty 40' container with a sledge hammer makes is very pleasing to my ears. Sometime soon though, I'll make this happen.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 06-25-2014, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Please, heifer. I used to take "bathroom breaks" all the time. Come back to me when you've whacked it in a public bathroom on the regular. Also, never go into public bathrooms, cause there are disgusting people like me who use them.

some kid i used to work with at a grocery store used to brag about how he liked to wack off in the bathrooms and then *** on the toilet paper and then roll it back up as if it hadn't been used

Plankton · 06-25-2014, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

some kid i used to work with at a grocery store used to brag about how he liked to wack off in the bathrooms and then *** on the toilet paper and then roll it back up as if it hadn't been used

...and Plankton checks off public bathrooms on the "Never Go To" list.

The Batlord · 06-25-2014, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

some kid i used to work with at a grocery store used to brag about how he liked to wack off in the bathrooms and then *** on the toilet paper and then roll it back up as if it hadn't been used

Alright he wins.

Paul Smeenus · 06-25-2014, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

It's dangerous to fap to images of people you can't actually put your hands on.

If that was true I'd have gone critical mass 40 years ago

The Batlord · 06-25-2014, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

If that was true I'd have gone critical mass 40 years ago

Are you sure you haven't already?

06-25-2014, 03:31 AM	#1771 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I'm not joking at all. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

06-25-2014, 12:03 PM	#1774 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	It's just delusions. I've had them since I was a kid and usually I have better control over them but once in a while I slip and they almost always coincide with some crazy mood swings. I don't actually mean these things when I get like that. There's medication but it make me feel really ****ing awful. Therapy in a couple hours, good times. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc