The Confessional Thread

The Batlord · 06-20-2014, 10:09 AM

Or just get Rez's mom's number off the back of a men's room stall.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 06-20-2014, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Working in the service industry is basically being the lowest ******* on the totem pole. Everybody who wants to lord themselves over somebody else, be they rich or poor, gets to treat you pretty much however they want and you can't really do **** since you probably work for a multinational hellstore who only acknowledges your existence in a pie chart. So sometimes you do what ya gotta do to fight back against the people who return food to a McDonald's during the lunch rush just to get a free Big Mac. It's for your own sanity.

that really depends on the establishment. i have worked many service jobs where treating customers like **** was a virtually unpunishable offence. the more money you have to throw around the more **** you get away with. but you go in walmart acting like a **** without buying a tv or something and you're honestly fair game at that point.

GuD · 06-20-2014, 06:09 PM

I'm ****faced.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 06-21-2014, 06:32 AM

i recently discovered that all it really takes to shave my face is a woman's razor and some handsoap.

The Batlord · 06-21-2014, 08:30 PM

My wardrobe now consists primarily of novelty shirts from Wal-Mart. Please, form a line and wait your turn, ladies.

The Ascension · 06-21-2014, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

i recently discovered that all it really takes to shave my face is a woman's razor and some handsoap.

Women's razors > men's razors

true story

**Frownland** · 06-22-2014, 07:21 PM

I've tested out every object in my house as a percussion instrument. Including my dogs.

Dr_Rez · 06-23-2014, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Or just get Rez's mom's number off the back of a men's room stall.

GuD · 06-24-2014, 11:01 PM

I masturbated at work once.

It was basically closing time I didn't make any food afterwards but yeah. That really happened. I got paid to jack off, bishes. WHATYOUDO, HUH? WHATYOUDO????

The Batlord · 06-24-2014, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

I masturbated at work once.

It was basically closing time I didn't make any food afterwards but yeah. That really happened. I got paid to jack off, bishes. WHATYOUDO, HUH? WHATYOUDO????

Please, heifer. I used to take "bathroom breaks" all the time. Come back to me when you've whacked it in a public bathroom on the regular. Also, never go into public bathrooms, cause there are disgusting people like me who use them.

06-20-2014, 06:09 PM	#1753 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I'm ****faced. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

06-22-2014, 07:21 PM	#1757 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I've tested out every object in my house as a percussion instrument. Including my dogs. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-24-2014, 11:01 PM	#1759 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I masturbated at work once. It was basically closing time I didn't make any food afterwards but yeah. That really happened. I got paid to jack off, bishes. WHATYOUDO, HUH? WHATYOUDO???? __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

06-21-2014, 06:32 AM	#1754 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	i recently discovered that all it really takes to shave my face is a woman's razor and some handsoap.