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06-19-2014, 01:56 AM | #1741 (permalink) | |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
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I also hate one of my supervisors so much that I'm thinking up a plan to get him fired. I also want his job because I could do it better.
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06-19-2014, 02:03 AM | #1742 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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It must be the hair that makes people think you're a nice person in real life.
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06-19-2014, 01:57 PM | #1743 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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I play music with my eyes closed so I had an excuse go keep playing when people come in the room.
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06-19-2014, 02:22 PM | #1744 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
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An alternate would be to stare at them intently as soon as they walk in the room. If some guy was playing free jazz and meaning muggin' me at the same time I'd probably leave.
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06-19-2014, 02:25 PM | #1745 (permalink) | |
Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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As for my confession, I don't think I've had sex completely sober since high school.
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06-19-2014, 05:53 PM | #1746 (permalink) |
Registered Jimmy Rustler
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: USA
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I almost always have sex sober because my gf ends up passing out before we ever have sex.
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06-20-2014, 08:44 AM | #1750 (permalink) |
Registered Jimmy Rustler
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Location: USA
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Go to a club or a bar and pickup a sleezy girl.
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*Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew* *Always Checks Credentials Crew* *nba > nfl crew* *Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew* |
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