The Confessional Thread

Carpe Mortem · 05-31-2014, 05:39 PM

I recently started using the phrase 'my dude with the boobs' to refer to female friends, and think it's the coolest phrase ever.

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-31-2014, 06:58 PM

I'm pretty sure that never interacting with anyone in my family again would bring me virtually no sadness. I'm a horrible person.

GuD · 05-31-2014, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll

I'm pretty sure that never interacting with anyone in my family again would bring me virtually no sadness. I'm a horrible person.

Not even dude. I can totally relate to that, my family drives me fucking crazy and it's only 4 other people. Every time I try and get away from them they pull me back in. Some people are just black sheep, ain't no shame or badness about it.

ladyislingering · 06-01-2014, 02:07 AM

I'm waiting for most of my family to die before I write my memoir.

djchameleon · 06-01-2014, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I'm waiting for most of my family to die before I write my memoir.

Aww that isn't much fun. You should do it while they are alive and self publish it.

The Batlord · 06-02-2014, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll

i'm pretty sure that never interacting with anyone in my family again would bring me virtually no sadness. I'm a normal person.

ftfy.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

i'm waiting for most of my family to die.

ftfy.

Dr_Rez · 06-02-2014, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

ftfy.

ftfy.

GuD · 06-02-2014, 10:21 PM

I have no self control. After my rent clears ill have 19.64$ in my bank. 7$ in the wallet. Went to Safeway to get groceries. Came home wiith 40$ worth of booze and 15$ worth of veggies. More than you'll think as far as veggies are concerned but still. I mean **** it. Been drinking all day. I'm 22 supposedly so I got time. I know what I wAnt AND I know how to get it. So what if I sometimes get homicidally angry or suicidally deprssed when I drink sometimes? Last time I had the chance to kill someone who rightfully deserved at the least a shanking I let him go by f his shirt but kept chasing him til I got jumped by his bros. Clearly I'm just dramatic sometimes when blitzed. Ain't no thing.

GuD · 06-02-2014, 10:36 PM

It's a FIDLAR night. Either me or someone I mert will get hurt before the .3rd of June.

ladyislingering · 06-02-2014, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

It's a FIDLAR night. Either me or someone I mert will get hurt before the .3rd of June.

get yourself together, man.

05-31-2014, 05:39 PM	#1621 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	I recently started using the phrase 'my dude with the boobs' to refer to female friends, and think it's the coolest phrase ever. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

06-01-2014, 02:07 AM	#1624 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	I'm waiting for most of my family to die before I write my memoir. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

06-02-2014, 10:21 PM	#1628 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I have no self control. After my rent clears ill have 19.64$ in my bank. 7$ in the wallet. Went to Safeway to get groceries. Came home wiith 40$ worth of booze and 15$ worth of veggies. More than you'll think as far as veggies are concerned but still. I mean **** it. Been drinking all day. I'm 22 supposedly so I got time. I know what I wAnt AND I know how to get it. So what if I sometimes get homicidally angry or suicidally deprssed when I drink sometimes? Last time I had the chance to kill someone who rightfully deserved at the least a shanking I let him go by f his shirt but kept chasing him til I got jumped by his bros. Clearly I'm just dramatic sometimes when blitzed. Ain't no thing. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

06-02-2014, 10:36 PM	#1629 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	It's a FIDLAR night. Either me or someone I mert will get hurt before the .3rd of June. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

05-31-2014, 06:58 PM	#1622 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	I'm pretty sure that never interacting with anyone in my family again would bring me virtually no sadness. I'm a horrible person.