it was more like a sudden increasing amount of sullen self-irony which caused that crazy statement. Dunno. I'm sick so maybe I'm talking senseless things. And soon I'm gonna see things. Hear voices. Woee. Insanity here I approach! !

I don't know how to ride a bike. I tried to learn but my dad has always been a dick and always frightened me when I was younger so I always got flustered and gave up.

That sux but you shouldn't let that stop you, Riding a bike is easy to learn you still have time to try it out.

My parents didn't teach me to ride a bike they got me training wheels and the rest i figured out on my own.

I lost my pyjamas so I won't sleep at all. I'm not tired anyway and sleeping is overrated

no kidding.

I thought I just wrote an incredible riff but it turned out it was a direct copy of I Don't Care by Ramones.

I've been there, the first song that I wrote was basically Smells Like Teen Spirit with an additional chord.

Oh no that's not the first time I've done that. It's funny how it goes so. Smells Like Teen Spirit riff has been used countless times anyway....
I remember once I thought I came up with a melody but it was the US national anthem. I worked chords and all out. Not living in the US so I don't hear it that often but it was still pretty absurd situation. Probably my every song is some kind of ripp-off but hey we have only 12 options to use...

i just want to be a functional and genuinely loved human being.

**** you bitch.

i told you to not text me.

stay awyay.