The Confessional Thread

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

in this post I wil confess the places I've masturbated
All multiple times

School
Every job I had
While drivin

I think it'd be more interesting if some of us confessed the places we've screwed in.

Like a cemetery. In the winter.

[Grogsy]

Did you?

Beaches aren't much fun to screw in ................ all that sand getting into every little nook and cranny.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by Grogsy

Did you?

Beaches aren't much fun to screw in ................ all that sand getting into every little nook and cranny.

Regrettably.

Cars are a real bitch to screw in, too.

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Regrettably.

Cars are a real bitch to screw in, too.

That's not what Ki said bruh.

[Key]

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

That's not what Ki said bruh.

You have no evidence!

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

That's not what Ki said bruh.

Oh, you got me. You've got a pretty roomy car, man.

[Mondo Bungle]

I'm pretty sure I'm asexual

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

I'm pretty sure I'm asexual

I'm only attracted to men who resemble women or have a delicate air of femininity.

But I'm not into women at all.

[Cuthbert]

Since Mondo touched upon sexuality, since I've been posting on here, I've realised nobody judges anybody, well we do but only if you're a bellend and your posts are crap. But anyway, I'm bisexual but haven't told anyone. I've known since I was about 13, it's a bit difficult to post to be honest? Not sure why.

I feel hypocritical cos I'd never judge anyone for that, but it's fucking difficult to accept.

Cheers.

[Paul Smeenus]

Right on CB. Good for you, I'm sure that wasn't easy and I applaud you.