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Old 01-15-2014, 11:05 AM   #1171 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:07 AM   #1172 (permalink)
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in this post I wil confess the places I've masturbated
All multiple times

School
Every job I had
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:09 AM   #1173 (permalink)
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in this post I wil confess the places I've masturbated
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Since I don't have a car I've never done it there, but totally on the other two. Whackin' it at work is brilliant. You're getting paid to rub one out. Anyone who doesn't do it is a dumbass.
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The only weird place I've done it is outside in the entry to the house to pass the time after I got locked out and a mates house when I stopped the night.

Tried at work once cos there were calenders of Rachel Hunter on the wall but couldn't finish.
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Old 01-15-2014, 08:02 PM   #1175 (permalink)
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I'm masturbating right now.

EDIT: I finished very quickly after seeing Rob Ford and Keanu Reeves on the same page.
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The 1700 Cascadia earthquake, a subduction zone megathrust earthquake comparable to the 2004 Indian Ocean quake or the 2011 Japan quake, can be dated to Jan. 26th, 1700. My birthday is Jan. 27th. Clearly my fault.
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Old 01-16-2014, 12:01 AM   #1179 (permalink)
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I'm masturbating right now.

EDIT: I finished very quickly after seeing Rob Ford and Keanu Reeves on the same page.


Keanu makes me so wet.
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I went commando until I was 16 when I got a skin tag that looked a LOT like a genital wart (even got me cockblocked a few times).
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