The Confessional Thread

djchameleon · 12-18-2013, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

I just realizing something I hadn't previously considered. There were 3 catastrophic disasters in the US space program. The first was Apollo I on my 9th birthday. the second was the Challenger disaster on the day after my 28th birthday. The third was the Columbia tragedy five days after my 45th birthday. The inescapable conclusion of this is that all three were my fault.

You know what you have to do to prevent future tragedies right?

The Batlord · 12-19-2013, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

I just realizing something I hadn't previously considered. There were 3 catastrophic disasters in the US space program. The first was Apollo I on my 9th birthday. the second was the Challenger disaster on the day after my 28th birthday. The third was the Columbia tragedy five days after my 45th birthday. The inescapable conclusion of this is that all three were my fault.

I was just checking for my birthday, July 25, and found this:

1360 - Jews are expelled from Breslau Silesia

1670 - Austrian Emperor Leopold I expels 4,000 Jews from Vienna

1835 - Ibrahim Pasha's army attacks Jewish settlers of Hebron Palestine

1938 - Jewish artisans not allowed in Germany

The implication is clear. I am Adolf Hitler reborn.

LennyComa · 12-20-2013, 01:25 AM

This is the worst thing I have ever done...

*Deep Breath* So I had been seeing this girl for a month or so and being a 19yr old prick I decided to speed up the Getting her into bed thing...(I still feel bad about this) so I told her I loved her and someday wanted to marry her. (It get's worse) The Next morning I left for College with a hastily written note breaking up with her.(Wait for it) A day later I then tried to hook up with her sister in a bar, needless to say it didn't work...however I knew her best friend liked me so I hook up with her, which ruined their friendship and again left in the morning without even a thank you.

That is the worst thing I have ever done by long long way.

The Batlord · 12-20-2013, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by LennyComa

This is the worst thing I have ever done...

*Deep Breath* So I had been seeing this girl for a month or so and being a 19yr old prick I decided to speed up the Getting her into bed thing...(I still feel bad about this) so I told her I loved her and someday wanted to marry her. (It get's worse) The Next morning I left for College with a hastily written note breaking up with her.(Wait for it) A day later I then tried to hook up with her sister in a bar, needless to say it didn't work...however I knew her best friend liked me so I hook up with her, which ruined their friendship and again left in the morning without even a thank you.

That is the worst thing I have ever done by long long way.

If it makes you feel any better I kind of laughed when you said that you tried to hook up with her sister.

LennyComa · 12-20-2013, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

If it makes you feel any better I kind of laughed when you said that you tried to hook up with her sister.

It did a little bit...I can't believe I was miffed when she told me to fornicate myself when I tried it on.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 12-22-2013, 03:14 PM

I like to play up the idea that I am complicated~ and ~high maintenance so dudes stay they **** away from me cause I end up being the one who carries them through their bull**** and it's tedious as heck.

Also I make an insane amount of dad jokes

Taxman · 12-22-2013, 03:36 PM

Well my birthday is 9/11 though not 2001 but still.

Mr. Charlie · 12-22-2013, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Taxman

Well my birthday is 9/11 though not 2001 but still.

How can you celebrate your birthday and be joyous when so many others are lamenting the tragic loss of thousands of lives? You cold, selfish, heartless bastard.

Only kiddin'.

Taxman · 12-23-2013, 09:26 AM

Nobody here in Finland notices 9/11 anyway so it does not bother me that much. If I lived in The USA it could be different, though.

Tristesse · 12-30-2013, 04:24 PM

Well I've been an arsehole again

12-20-2013, 01:25 AM	#1153 (permalink)
LennyComa Groupie Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Live - Dunoon. Work - Juba Posts: 29	This is the worst thing I have ever done... Deep Breath So I had been seeing this girl for a month or so and being a 19yr old prick I decided to speed up the Getting her into bed thing...(I still feel bad about this) so I told her I loved her and someday wanted to marry her. (It get's worse) The Next morning I left for College with a hastily written note breaking up with her.(Wait for it) A day later I then tried to hook up with her sister in a bar, needless to say it didn't work...however I knew her best friend liked me so I hook up with her, which ruined their friendship and again left in the morning without even a thank you. That is the worst thing I have ever done by long long way.

12-22-2013, 03:14 PM	#1156 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I like to play up the idea that I am complicated~ and ~high maintenance so dudes stay they ** away from me cause I end up being the one who carries them through their bull** and it's tedious as heck. Also I make an insane amount of dad jokes

12-22-2013, 03:36 PM	#1157 (permalink)
Taxman watching the wheels Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Finland Posts: 470	Well my birthday is 9/11 though not 2001 but still.

12-23-2013, 09:26 AM	#1159 (permalink)
Taxman watching the wheels Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Finland Posts: 470	Nobody here in Finland notices 9/11 anyway so it does not bother me that much. If I lived in The USA it could be different, though.