movie scripts (rock, cover, show, artists, Hang)

covle · 03-17-2005, 05:12 AM

im sure we're all creative artists and im sure we all have ideas for movies. heres my latest one:
Poe, aka nicolas cage, is one day away from retirement when a group of murders book a taxi from their hotel. They take over the maxi taxi and hold hilary duff hostage.then bill murray chases down the taxi on foot over about 15ks and running on the freeway.bill murray is the fat cop. but then poe gets run over but he gets up.....and then dies in a weird almost humorous way but tragic. but he doesnt die! thats the twist that last about 2 seconds.
the main criminal falls into a pool and can't swim.and murray and poe just eat donuts while he dies. the bad guy flips poe the bird, but poe just tips his taxi hat. and then i walk on, untie hillary and we walk into a pay-by-the-hour motel. and poe and murray just look at each other, jump and high five in the air. then after the credits me and hilary emerge and announce we're getting married. then everyone looks at the camera and give a thumbs up.
10 lines of dialogue, but 78 ridiculous action sequences.
like poe driving the maxi taxi between two buildings then getting attached to a hang glider while shooting at a jumbo jet carrying a nuclear bomb and fighting criminals. while murray sliding on a wire by his pants throwing c-4 at a submarine and then he rips his pants and falls and donuts fall on his head. he says "this just isnt my day"
have i mentioned rocket powered surfboards yet? just after a emotional speech. "I feel like there is no god, poe... hey poe, where u going?"
"I'm going to show u there is a god"
567 explosions on screen at once and poe and murray jump at the right time and it blows them forward and you hear them talking over the explosion:
like murray says "**** balllls" cause they're supercops. or "this is going to charge extra" cause they're taxi drivers.we have to remind the audience of that so poe lands on a taxi and murray lands in some doghnuts.

i think this is a goer. whats everyone else think?

Anarchy doll · 03-17-2005, 07:29 AM

think that you ae NOT an artist as you put it...
you just made a "script" outta a bunch of **** that you would like to see happen and called it and idea.....
frankly, I think they are running outta things to make movies about that would be origional, they have covered EVERYTHING!!!
all they can do now is change old movies up a bit, remake them, or make a musical...

covle · 03-19-2005, 12:04 AM

isnt that obvious? of course its a lot of **** that would like to see happen. not everything said is in complete seriousness my friend

xEmochicKx · 03-19-2005, 12:06 AM

oh no not that maxi taxi thing again haha

jibber · 03-20-2005, 09:36 PM

I like it, although you'd have to fit skiing in there somehow. One of the murderers should be a skiing ninja, I could play the part.

03-17-2005, 05:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
covle Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: melbourne australia Posts: 334	movie scripts im sure we're all creative artists and im sure we all have ideas for movies. heres my latest one: Poe, aka nicolas cage, is one day away from retirement when a group of murders book a taxi from their hotel. They take over the maxi taxi and hold hilary duff hostage.then bill murray chases down the taxi on foot over about 15ks and running on the freeway.bill murray is the fat cop. but then poe gets run over but he gets up.....and then dies in a weird almost humorous way but tragic. but he doesnt die! thats the twist that last about 2 seconds. the main criminal falls into a pool and can't swim.and murray and poe just eat donuts while he dies. the bad guy flips poe the bird, but poe just tips his taxi hat. and then i walk on, untie hillary and we walk into a pay-by-the-hour motel. and poe and murray just look at each other, jump and high five in the air. then after the credits me and hilary emerge and announce we're getting married. then everyone looks at the camera and give a thumbs up. 10 lines of dialogue, but 78 ridiculous action sequences. like poe driving the maxi taxi between two buildings then getting attached to a hang glider while shooting at a jumbo jet carrying a nuclear bomb and fighting criminals. while murray sliding on a wire by his pants throwing c-4 at a submarine and then he rips his pants and falls and donuts fall on his head. he says "this just isnt my day" have i mentioned rocket powered surfboards yet? just after a emotional speech. "I feel like there is no god, poe... hey poe, where u going?" "I'm going to show u there is a god" 567 explosions on screen at once and poe and murray jump at the right time and it blows them forward and you hear them talking over the explosion: like murray says "**** balllls" cause they're supercops. or "this is going to charge extra" cause they're taxi drivers.we have to remind the audience of that so poe lands on a taxi and murray lands in some doghnuts. i think this is a goer. whats everyone else think? __________________ LIVE.LOVE.BURN.DIE. whoa...i quoted atreyu, that means im hardcore. look how hardcore i am!! thats hardcore...XXX

03-19-2005, 12:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
covle Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: melbourne australia Posts: 334	isnt that obvious? of course its a lot of **** that would like to see happen. not everything said is in complete seriousness my friend __________________ LIVE.LOVE.BURN.DIE. whoa...i quoted atreyu, that means im hardcore. look how hardcore i am!! thats hardcore...XXX

03-20-2005, 09:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	I like it, although you'd have to fit skiing in there somehow. One of the murderers should be a skiing ninja, I could play the part. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

03-17-2005, 07:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
Anarchy doll punk rock mommy Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in my mind Posts: 660	think that you ae NOT an artist as you put it... you just made a "script" outta a bunch of **** that you would like to see happen and called it and idea..... frankly, I think they are running outta things to make movies about that would be origional, they have covered EVERYTHING!!! all they can do now is change old movies up a bit, remake them, or make a musical...

03-19-2005, 12:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
xEmochicKx Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 91	oh no not that maxi taxi thing again haha