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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: melbourne australia
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im sure we're all creative artists and im sure we all have ideas for movies. heres my latest one:
Poe, aka nicolas cage, is one day away from retirement when a group of murders book a taxi from their hotel. They take over the maxi taxi and hold hilary duff hostage.then bill murray chases down the taxi on foot over about 15ks and running on the freeway.bill murray is the fat cop. but then poe gets run over but he gets up.....and then dies in a weird almost humorous way but tragic. but he doesnt die! thats the twist that last about 2 seconds. the main criminal falls into a pool and can't swim.and murray and poe just eat donuts while he dies. the bad guy flips poe the bird, but poe just tips his taxi hat. and then i walk on, untie hillary and we walk into a pay-by-the-hour motel. and poe and murray just look at each other, jump and high five in the air. then after the credits me and hilary emerge and announce we're getting married. then everyone looks at the camera and give a thumbs up. 10 lines of dialogue, but 78 ridiculous action sequences. like poe driving the maxi taxi between two buildings then getting attached to a hang glider while shooting at a jumbo jet carrying a nuclear bomb and fighting criminals. while murray sliding on a wire by his pants throwing c-4 at a submarine and then he rips his pants and falls and donuts fall on his head. he says "this just isnt my day" have i mentioned rocket powered surfboards yet? just after a emotional speech. "I feel like there is no god, poe... hey poe, where u going?" "I'm going to show u there is a god" 567 explosions on screen at once and poe and murray jump at the right time and it blows them forward and you hear them talking over the explosion: like murray says "**** balllls" cause they're supercops. or "this is going to charge extra" cause they're taxi drivers.we have to remind the audience of that so poe lands on a taxi and murray lands in some doghnuts. i think this is a goer. whats everyone else think?
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