A christmas Story (bling, Computer)

MobilizeTerror · 12-21-2003, 08:55 PM

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T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was
pi**ed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.

I've busted my a*s for da*n near a year.

Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?

The old lady bit**es cause I work late at night...

The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.

And just when I thought that things would get
better, Those a*sholes from IRS sent me a letter.

They say I owe taxes - if that ain't da*n funny.

Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days - they all are the pits.

They want the impossible ....Those mean little
sh*ts.

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads, I
made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them...

They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.

Flying through the air...dodging the trees, Falling
down chimneys and skinning my knees.

I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment.

I'll sit on my fat a*s and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year...now you know the
reason...

I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the
season! >>

Rockafella Skank · 12-21-2003, 10:23 PM

Pretty funny parody.

OzzieJess · 12-21-2003, 11:05 PM

NO SANTA NO!!!

lol that was so funny

degina2004 · 05-04-2006, 08:34 PM

lol

sleepy jack · 05-04-2006, 08:36 PM

This thread, is like three years old and you bumped it to post lol? And its out of season!

12-21-2003, 08:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
MobilizeTerror Punk Rocker Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 317	A christmas Story << T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pi*ed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I've busted my as for dan near a year. Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear? The old lady bites cause I work late at night... The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better, Those asholes from IRS sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes - if that ain't dan funny. Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days - they all are the pits. They want the impossible ....Those mean little shts. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds, Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads, I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them... They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM. Flying through the air...dodging the trees, Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees. I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment. I'll sit on my fat a*s and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason... I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season! >> __________________ Everyone has music in them. Only the talented have the ability to share it with the rest of the world. Here's a thought; let's stop labeling music and fighting over what genre a certain band is, and start listening to whatever pleases our ears no matter what anyone thinks of it! ;)

12-21-2003, 11:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
OzzieJess Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Perth Australia Posts: 44	NO SANTA NO!!! lol that was so funny __________________ "life is a annoying, pathic, side effect of being born"

12-21-2003, 10:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Rockafella Skank Management Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Connecticut Posts: 609	Pretty funny parody.

05-04-2006, 08:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
degina2004 Groupie Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3	lol