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Old 10-09-2008, 04:49 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Fairly sure I could take on a Epileptic Walrus.

That, or a narcoleptic bison, given enough time. Great thread btw.
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:54 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2008, 07:43 PM   #83 (permalink)
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<--- shit-kicker DEluxe

i could kick a cow pie to death

i don't know about a cow -- they may sleep standing up, up they awaken easily

even if you do dump them over, they CAN get right back up

and they won't be very happy

neither will their friends -- the rest of the herd
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:36 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Not this

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Old 10-09-2008, 08:58 PM   #85 (permalink)
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bull ****, id punch that **** in the eye and kick its jugular like jet li or morpheus
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:14 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Awww don't kick animals. =(
Unless they're manatees.
I fucking hate manatees.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:17 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Their just animals, it's all part of evolution anyways. If we all like kicking animals to death, eventually the fast ones who can run away will be mating and whatnot...and then we will have cows that run like horses!
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Old 10-09-2008, 10:41 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Their just animals, it's all part of evolution anyways. If we all like kicking animals to death, eventually the fast ones who can run away will be mating and whatnot...and then we will have cows that run like horses!

in that case
ALL of us better get after some chickens

maybe we could get some 4-legged ones evolved real quick like
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Old 10-09-2008, 10:52 PM   #89 (permalink)
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You all have too much faith in your kicking ability....I'm gonna go with a sloth because they are too docile to escape or attack, and they're a decent size.

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Yeah, but they sleep standing up, you can push them over on their side's and they can't get up (It's called cow tipping + this normally kills the cow because the weight of 'em falling 'causes their ribs to break). then kick away. - I don't recommend doing this
Ehh, I've never seen a cow sleep standing up (maybe it happens in some breeds...) but I'm certain falling over wouldn't kill them, cows are tough, I've seen them go down trying to leap a barb wire fence in full gallop and it didn't really phase it.
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Old 10-10-2008, 10:43 AM   #90 (permalink)
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A Blue Whale

Or Beth Ditto

Whichever is the largest.
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