what the largest animal you could kick to death?

Carrotstick · 10-09-2008, 05:49 PM

Fairly sure I could take on a Epileptic Walrus.

That, or a narcoleptic bison, given enough time. Great thread btw.

swim · 10-09-2008, 05:54 PM

<3 Dirt McGirt

~~Fyrenza~~ · 10-09-2008, 08:43 PM

<--- shit-kicker DEluxe

i could kick a cow pie to death

i don't know about a cow -- they may sleep standing up, up they awaken easily

even if you do dump them over, they CAN get right back up

and they won't be very happy

neither will their friends -- the rest of the herd

Son of JayJamJah · 10-09-2008, 09:36 PM

Not this

That's a Gaur.

joyboyo53 · 10-09-2008, 09:58 PM

bull ****, id punch that **** in the eye and kick its jugular like jet li or morpheus

WWWP · 10-09-2008, 10:14 PM

Awww don't kick animals. =(
Unless they're manatees.
I fucking hate manatees.

Double X · 10-09-2008, 10:17 PM

Their just animals, it's all part of evolution anyways. If we all like kicking animals to death, eventually the fast ones who can run away will be mating and whatnot...and then we will have cows that run like horses!

~~Fyrenza~~ · 10-09-2008, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Double X

Their just animals, it's all part of evolution anyways. If we all like kicking animals to death, eventually the fast ones who can run away will be mating and whatnot...and then we will have cows that run like horses!

in that case
ALL of us better get after some chickens

maybe we could get some 4-legged ones evolved real quick like

Fruitonica · 10-09-2008, 11:52 PM

You all have too much faith in your kicking ability....I'm gonna go with a sloth because they are too docile to escape or attack, and they're a decent size.

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Originally Posted by Merkaba

If it was within a kick of death, I could totally take down a blue whale.

ahaha, win

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Originally Posted by walkin' dude

Yeah, but they sleep standing up, you can push them over on their side's and they can't get up (It's called cow tipping + this normally kills the cow because the weight of 'em falling 'causes their ribs to break). then kick away. - I don't recommend doing this

Ehh, I've never seen a cow sleep standing up (maybe it happens in some breeds...) but I'm certain falling over wouldn't kill them, cows are tough, I've seen them go down trying to leap a barb wire fence in full gallop and it didn't really phase it.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-10-2008, 11:43 AM

A Blue Whale

Or Beth Ditto

Whichever is the largest.

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Carrotstick Groupie Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2	Fairly sure I could take on a Epileptic Walrus. That, or a narcoleptic bison, given enough time. Great thread btw.

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~~Fyrenza~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: high above the Republic of Texas Posts: 216	<--- shit-kicker DEluxe i could kick a cow pie to death i don't know about a cow -- they may sleep standing up, up they awaken easily even if you do dump them over, they CAN get right back up and they won't be very happy neither will their friends -- the rest of the herd

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Double X sleepe Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: boston Posts: 1,140	Their just animals, it's all part of evolution anyways. If we all like kicking animals to death, eventually the fast ones who can run away will be mating and whatnot...and then we will have cows that run like horses!