what the largest animal you could kick to death?

Astronomer · 07-03-2010, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

A spider..

Lol, you kicked a spider to death? Must've been a pretty huge spider. One of those ones with health bars and everything.

TheCunningStunt · 07-03-2010, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

Lol, you kicked a spider to death? Must've been a pretty huge spider. One of those ones with health bars and everything.

I kicked it until it went splat, that counts!

Mojo · 07-03-2010, 11:14 PM

So you stood on it? Doesnt count.

TheCunningStunt · 07-03-2010, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk

So you stood on it? Doesnt count.

Come on! It was more of a stomp, I'm shit scared of spiders and moths as well, so it was a battle. A battle I tell thee!!!!1

glastonelle · 07-04-2010, 12:02 AM

On a good day, perhaps a sloth, because it would be far to lazy to do anything back to me or even put up a fight. Hell, it would probably fall asleep.

Id feel bad about it after though. I mean, look at that thing! Its adorable. Lives quite the life too - sleeps 22 hours a day and wakes up only for food and sex. My male friends would call him 'The Man'

TheCunningStunt · 07-04-2010, 12:06 AM

I once kicked a squirrel, as a child of course. It's caught on home video, me walking up to it 4 or 5 years old and and kicking it. I don't think I kicked it to death, it ran up a tree. Unless it hard a heart attack when it was up a tree, in that case - SCORE! I have a squirrel to my name.

Freebase Dali · 07-04-2010, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by glastonelle

On a good day, perhaps a sloth, because it would be far to lazy to do anything back to me or even put up a fight. Hell, it would probably fall asleep.

Id feel bad about it after though. I mean, look at that thing! Its adorable. Lives quite the life too - sleeps 22 hours a day and wakes up only for food and sex. My male friends would call him 'The Man'

If I found you kicking a sloth to death, I'd flip. Those are the coolest mammals ever. So awesome, he has a deadly sin named after him. I've wanted to have one for a pet since forever, but I really don't think a sloth would like living in an apartment.

glastonelle · 07-04-2010, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by glastonelle

On a good day, perhaps a sloth, because it would be far to lazy to do anything back to me or even put up a fight. Hell, it would probably fall asleep.

Id feel bad about it after though. I mean, look at that thing! Its adorable. Lives quite the life too - sleeps 22 hours a day and wakes up only for food and sex. My male friends would call him 'The Man'

Quoting myself (yes, I'm that cool) I'd feel horrible if I hurt one, they seem like they wouldnt hurt a fly - the reason being it would involve actually doing something for once. But for a pet? Seriously? I mean, theyre cute and all but God, training it would be hell. It would do absolutely nothing.

Freebase Dali · 07-04-2010, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by glastonelle

Quoting myself (yes, I'm that cool) I'd feel horrible if I hurt one, they seem like they wouldnt hurt a fly - the reason being it would involve actually doing something for once. But for a pet? Seriously? I mean, theyre cute and all but God, training it would be hell. It would do absolutely nothing.

And what a role model it would be.
Not to mention it being far less troublesome than a cat sharpening its claws on your leather couch, or a dog barking you awake all night.

I guess fish are the perfect "do nothing" pets, along with iguanas, snakes and turtles and all that, but none of those things are as cuddly.

TheCunningStunt · 07-04-2010, 12:39 AM

Do nothing pets like fish are shit, at least you could give a sloth a cuddle.

..I have a soft spot for pets. Dogs are winner though, unless they're crappy small ones that yap.

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TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	I once kicked a squirrel, as a child of course. It's caught on home video, me walking up to it 4 or 5 years old and and kicking it. I don't think I kicked it to death, it ran up a tree. Unless it hard a heart attack when it was up a tree, in that case - SCORE! I have a squirrel to my name. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

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TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Do nothing pets like fish are shit, at least you could give a sloth a cuddle. ..I have a soft spot for pets. Dogs are winner though, unless they're crappy small ones that yap. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

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glastonelle lets make a mess, lioness Join Date: May 2010 Location: NZ Posts: 400	On a good day, perhaps a sloth, because it would be far to lazy to do anything back to me or even put up a fight. Hell, it would probably fall asleep. Id feel bad about it after though. I mean, look at that thing! Its adorable. Lives quite the life too - sleeps 22 hours a day and wakes up only for food and sex. My male friends would call him 'The Man'